if you watch a romantic film on a date you are a fatherless simp

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Real demonic. Everyone knows women like to do stuff. The world is big, like outside. Why confine your relationship to your small living quarters unless, unless friend, you werent really that into her, friend. :sitdown:

I remember doing stuff like that with women in my demonic days. Back when i had a woman who i felt, wasnt a dime. It was so demonic, friend. :snoop:
:whoa: i love her, spent time with her, etc it was never a "date" friend, she was fine at home, i was into her friend still am, made a thread....... i gave her what she asked for........
 

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Look at her!!!! Look at what he did to Janet!!!!!!

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Janet can't act worth a damn, but I needed someone to blame :russ:

:deadrose: That screen shot is horrid! :heh:
 

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:whoa: i love her, spent time with her, etc it was never a "date" friend, she was fine at home, i was into her friend still am, made a thread....... i gave her what she asked for........
You dont know what she wants. She probably just needed company and was willing to settle to being locked away in your apartment away from the rest of humanity. Sad. Lets do things with women like, outside n stuff, friend. :sitdown:
 

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You dont know what she wants. She probably just needed company and was willing to settle to being locked away in your apartment away from the rest of humanity. Sad. Lets do things with women like, outside n stuff, friend. :sitdown:
i came to her house friend.... she wanted me to come over, spend time, lick her up & down, bang her out, take care of things while she took a nap watch our kids, lay next to her.... she didnt need to go out, she just needed me there with her........
 

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i came to her house friend.... she wanted me to come over, spend time, lick her up & down, bang her out, take care of things while she took a nap watch our kids, lay next to her.... she didnt need to go out, she just needed me there with her........
Our kids? You have dogs or somethign?
 

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:leostare: did i say dog breh, i said kids, i read your posts breh & youre not an idiot, our kids arent together so yes "OUR" kids..... i do love dogs though...
I didnt know you had multiple children from a 2 year relationship is all. You talked about the woman like she was some whatever woman, not your baby moms, friend. :sitdown:
 

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proceeds too watch romantic film
see's her crying and giving hope from film
takes her home
ask me if i want night cap :shaq:
proceed too cap her walls thru the night :blessed:

:salute: the romantic film for making it a great night :ahh:
 

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Romantic film = reminding her how lonely she is....I'm just saying, you can totally use it to your advantage.
 

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But what if you think it's another kind of movie and then it turns out to be a romance movie like Marley & MeOH MY GOD, MARLEY!!!!!!!!

*runs out of thread sobbing*
 

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If I'm watching a romantic movie on a date, p*ssy and/or t*ts will be touched.
So don't give me that cross-legged bullshyt.
 
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