If you were a world leader, what vices would you have?

[Son Goku]

I mean, they at least got cigars, right?

The same ones I have now, obviously: Consumer Electronics, Gym Shoes, Fast Food, and Yt Women.

 

[RhymesWell]

Pawgs

 

[Neuromancer]

Also I'd probably be executing pedos and shyt

 

[Fiji Water]

some of y'all talking about policy lmao I meant personal indulgences not agendas.

 

[analog]

I'd have a team of throat goats on payroll, for on demand dikk sucks 24/7. Classify them as personal assistants, provide them great pay and benefits. They're not allowed to carry any electronic devices, and the only two sentences they're allowed to utter is "What would you like, Daddy?" and "Yes, Daddy".

 

[Cereal_Bowl_Assassin]

same ones I have now

This...I probably wouldn't post on here though. I don't need any heat coming back to this site

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

man that's crazy

 

[Peter Popoff]

I'd appoint Future as secretary of state and Tariq Nasheed as VP for balance.

 

[Unolove]

Same two that I have now

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

I’d have a collection of really nice suits, ties, shoes, and pocket squares.

 

[Seoul Gleou]

 

[MarcMan]

None really.

Granted, I might keep a mistress or two on speed dial, but nothing too crazy. The responsibility would be too great.

Think about how far South Africa would be without Jacob Zuma or about how much damage Trump did to the US.

I can't be coked out, knee-deep in hooker p*ssy trying to lead a nation

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Troll other World Leaders with 'The Dozens'.

I'd keep referring to Xi Xinping as 'Hong Kong Phooey' or 'Jackie Chan'.

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[Fiji Water]

I’d have a collection of really nice suits, ties, shoes, and pocket squares.

I fukk with it. Other than Obama, I can't think of any super stylish presidents. And none of them have been particularly fly. I'd legit like to see that. You got my vote lol.