If you were assigned male at birth, then you can't come in here.

[IAMDetroit]

I was just telling a friend of mine about this and she said she had to take some type of survey about her sexuality, and these were her option:

 

[Ya Sinning Mane]

I came in here like why I can’t nikka
What y’all doing in here so special

 

[VertigoKnight]

I remember I saw an event supposedly for local black artists and creatives to network and discuss art in the aftermath of the BLM protests. Read the fine print same sort of wave.

Basically didn't want ‘cis' black men to attend unless you identified as any of the usual terms.

I suppose I could have gone along to troll and go along as agender or genderqueer.

How the fukk in a city with as little black people already would these dumb chicks make things even harder?

The funny thing is the woman who organised it was a Toronto wench who only dated hipster white boys.

Was happy when she got run out of Vancouver.

 

[Ghost Utmost]

Why are they so obsessed with explaining their sex habits in detail? In public?

I like cute feet. And chubby little hands, right. As well as big round butt and swinging titties.

I just steal glances at feet and hands. I usually don't even tell the person I'm fukcing about all this detail unless it specifically comes up.

If I was one of these crazy people I would have a tee shirt that lists all this printed up as well as a bumper sticker.

But most straight people do not advertise their turn ons in random social settings. And I wish the queer folk would do the same.

I don't have anything against them, they are just annoying with all the over sharing

 

[Michael's Black Son]

Mental illness

 

[VertigoKnight]

Why are they so obsessed with explaining their sex habits in detail? In public?

I like cute feet. And chubby little hands, right. As well as big round butt and swinging titties.

I just steal glances at feet and hands. I usually don't even tell the person I'm fukcing about all this detail unless it specifically comes up.

If I was one of these crazy people I would have a tee shirt that lists all this printed up as well as a bumper sticker.

But most straight people do not advertise their turn ons in random social settings. And I wish the queer folk would do the same.

I don't have anything against them, they are just annoying with all the over sharing

The thing is you get two kind of queer people ones who keep their business to themselves and ones who have to let you know what they identify as all the time. Its self identify when they have nothing else.

As if we care. And trust me talking to queer, gay and trans people these people are just as annoying to them.

On one hand a lot of these types think they're special. Hence why there are now over 50 ways to describe your sexuality these days.

I call it participation trophy sexuality.

 

[Peter Popoff]

If you're fully vaccinated with a booster shot, they generally accept you as one of the above categories. You should be good to go.

 

[itsyoung!!]

In California you can sue them for that actually.


As a Promoter thats why compared to other states you see “females $50, men $100” on the site, or “females free before 12” guestlist and all men have to pay.


You might see small time promoters post like that but you wont see a big time club or promoter do that because in the past could lead to a lawsuit. At least in California.

look into your state laws, in some states they cant deny you entry based on your gender.

usually its the other way around with LBBQ trolling straight people with these frivolous law suits but maybe you can hit them with a Uno reverse if you really wanted to

 

[It's been real]

I was just telling a friend of mine about this and she said she had to take some type of survey about her sexuality, and these were her option:

Someone at the head of this shyt has to be trolling, jfc what the fukk is a aroflux

 

[old boy]

As the economy collapse, alotta nikkas gonna have to give their ass up for their resources




Gender queer but a 100% manmoder because of the potential violence you would face from the BIPOC community if you were out in nonpassing girlmode
If they question you tell them you're really tired of the gaslighting from those with white and passing privilege who don't provide a safe space for centering ALL Black and brown bodies, especially those who can't afford to socially or medically transition due to health access inequities put in place by systematic white cishet centered supremacy

Make that money my brother

cooked crack b. you got to take the devil's language, learn it back to front, and then later use it against them

but you forgot my favorite and i have used it on this board thousands of times: "latinx"

 

[Po pimp]

Tell them you’re a masculine presenting trans female

Spoiler

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

People have lost their minds with this gender foolishness.

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

It's work related, and I go to these events to make connections for career purposes

You don't work in Harlem that's for sure

 

[alpo]

Homoflexible?

 

[It's been real]

Homoflexible?

Is that a way to subtlety call someone a fakkit?