Kill January Jone
If you were given Superman's powers, whose ass are you kicking first?
- Thread starter BlvdBrawler
- Start date
first thing i'd do is go to all these corrupt ass bankers and illuminati bildebergs and shyt and force them to use their wealth to fix all the shyt thats wrong in the country and if they refused i'd go back and eye-laser their limbs off. after they fix it i'd eye laser them anyway and use their funds to fix shyt around the world.
then id shave.
middle east getting fixed next. id give the palestinians land and tell israel/palestine it's a wrap for all that fighting. if i gota come back here
terrorist networks dismantled. i'd walk into an isis stronghold wearing the independence day kobe 9's with blue nike elite socks and a throwback bullets jordan jersey n start uppercutting dudes into outerspace.
cartels, human traffickers, ppl involved in genocidal shyt all dead within the first 3 months. i'd torture everyone involved in child porn shyt. id drop in on one of north koreans military parades and prob end up killing that little fat fukk
then i'd force the entire country to watch a documentary about the last 50 years to reverse brain wash them.
then id disappear by carefully crafting a clever disguise. and give everyone a stern warning. i can hear and see everything. no warnings, you will end up in a volcano if u fukk up what i fixed.
then id come back as an NFL running back and shatter every record ever set and fukk hella bytches
then id shave.
middle east getting fixed next. id give the palestinians land and tell israel/palestine it's a wrap for all that fighting. if i gota come back here
terrorist networks dismantled. i'd walk into an isis stronghold wearing the independence day kobe 9's with blue nike elite socks and a throwback bullets jordan jersey n start uppercutting dudes into outerspace.
cartels, human traffickers, ppl involved in genocidal shyt all dead within the first 3 months. i'd torture everyone involved in child porn shyt. id drop in on one of north koreans military parades and prob end up killing that little fat fukk
then i'd force the entire country to watch a documentary about the last 50 years to reverse brain wash them.
then id disappear by carefully crafting a clever disguise. and give everyone a stern warning. i can hear and see everything. no warnings, you will end up in a volcano if u fukk up what i fixed.
then id come back as an NFL running back and shatter every record ever set and fukk hella bytches
A.V.
reTIreMEnt: THE ALBUM (01/22) ALL DSPs
first thing i'd do is go to all these corrupt ass bankers and illuminati bildebergs and shyt and force them to use their wealth to fix all the shyt thats wrong in the country and if they refused i'd go back and eye-laser their limbs off. after they fix it i'd eye laser them anyway and use their funds to fix shyt around the world.
then id shave.
middle east getting fixed next. id give the palestinians land and tell israel/palestine it's a wrap for all that fighting. if i gota come back here
terrorist networks dismantled. i'd walk into an isis stronghold wearing the independence day kobe 9's with blue nike elite socks and a throwback bullets jordan jersey n start uppercutting dudes into outerspace.
cartels, human traffickers, ppl involved in genocidal shyt all dead within the first 3 months. i'd torture everyone involved in child porn shyt. id drop in on one of north koreans military parades and prob end up killing that little fat fukk
then i'd force the entire country to watch a documentary about the last 50 years to reverse brain wash them.
then id disappear by carefully crafting a clever disguise. and give everyone a stern warning. i can hear and see everything. no warnings, you will end up in a volcano if u fukk up what i fixed.
then id come back as an NFL running back and shatter every record ever set and fukk hella bytches
Tryna Makit
High plains drifter
Two words.......Emperor Superman. Str8 up im taking over, the first ass im kicking is the first one stupid enough to oppose my plan of bringing this world to a better tommorrow. ...even if i had to drag it there kicking and screaming.
:excuseme: simp gawd
Supercoolmayo
Superstar
Fly back in time, and school prime Jordan on a 1 on 1 game. and then disappear leaving people to wonder if i ever existed
Box Cutta
Bumbling Sidekick
Honestly? I'd fly to NY, find the largest precinct...and laser eye that shyt to dust.
Then I'd fly to LA, find the largest precinct, and frost breath it to a fukking popsicle.
After that, I'd probably go after US Congress. ALL of them are getting that work. Probably would just punch them all to death.
See what that leads to.
Make no mistake though...I'd be a demon. I'd be closer to Zod than Superman. Hell, I might even call for a UN meeting....and demand that every single country representative KNEEL before me.
It would be totalitarianism on a world wide scale.
Then I'd fly to LA, find the largest precinct, and frost breath it to a fukking popsicle.
After that, I'd probably go after US Congress. ALL of them are getting that work. Probably would just punch them all to death.
See what that leads to.
Make no mistake though...I'd be a demon. I'd be closer to Zod than Superman. Hell, I might even call for a UN meeting....and demand that every single country representative KNEEL before me.
It would be totalitarianism on a world wide scale.
Last edited:
id make myself president of the fukking world and make every country and ethnic group get along by threatening them. first i would make an example out of all the corrupt people in the world by shoving all of their heads in the next one's ass like hancock and displaying them somewhere.
Nintendough
#Kliq
I'd fly up to @DarlingNikki balcony and fly her over the city