If you were Michael B. Jordan...

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  1. unit321

    unit321 Homey von Bizzle

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    Michael B. Jordan recorded the sweetest message for US Open winner Naomi Osaka after finding out that she has a crush on him

    So Naomi Osaka gets on the Ellen Degeneres Show. They talk about this and that and it comes up that she has a crush on Michael B. Jordan. He hears about and send a message that she should be proud of her achievement and "know that all the hard work, the blood, sweat, and tears that you put into this sport, that you put into your journey, people are finally being able to see."

    Now, if you were Michael B. Jordan and some tennis star shorty had a crush on you, how would you respond?
    For those who don't know, Naomi Osaka is a professional female tennis player and has a Haitian father and a Japanese mother.
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    eastsideTT All Star

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    look at her triceps. if i were him i wouldnt respond at all
     
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    staticshock Falcons-Braves-Hawks-Bama State-Hawaii

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    She wifey type.
     
  4. Dog Based Gremlin

    Dog Based Gremlin TSC Fantasy Football Champion 2015

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    Why no one ever got a crush on me?
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  5. 606onit

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    i would slide a gallon of nut in that gut and get plugged in Asia. :ld:
     
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    I would. I’d even kick it with her. I don’t think she’s beautiful, but it’d be cool just to talk and see what she’s about.
     
  7. ThaEruditious

    ThaEruditious Here you go sucka, I mean brotha

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    That tricep... :dwillhuh::damn:

    Lol did MBJ gently curve her?
     
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    Micheal c00n jordan would like her if she was lighter.

    That nikka aint never dated a black woman in his life and wont start now
     
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    If I’m him I’ll give her an experience to last a lifetime. SHe look like she has vice grip pumpum.
     
  10. J.V Koba

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    The Serena wench fan base won’t be happy at all with Naomi. Not only has she beaten their queen, she has a crush on a black man; and not just any black man but renowned buck Michael b Jordan. :russ:
     
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    She’s only 20 as well and half Asian. That grip must be :banderas:
     
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    Thoughts?

     
  13. unit321

    unit321 Homey von Bizzle

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    The game of tennis has changed. It's about power and strength to win games.
     
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    unit321 Homey von Bizzle

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    You want a woman with "Ronnie Coleman grip strength" giving you a hand job?
    It's more like, "Hey, whoa easy, it's not a carbon fiber pipe!"
     
  15. BrehWyatt

    BrehWyatt Let me work. Supporter

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    If I'm single, I ask her out.
     

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