If you woke up with superpowers, what would you do (HYPOTHETICAL)

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JK, I'd probably be low key and see if I can somehow use it for financial gain. Like secretly making slot machines in Vegas malfunction to hit jackpots.
 

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This is PURELY hypothetical

Your powers seem to be athletic and electricity based

you don't know if you're immune to bullets yet

what would you do? Hypothetically.
You can't fool us. You woke up with superpowers and are asking us for help. Next you'll claim you're asking for "a friend". :ufdup:
 

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flex on all my friends and family :umad:

the type of hoes i would get :whoo:

and no, the united states government will not experiment on me because i won't allow them too and i'll make sure i have the general public to back me.
 

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Tell Bro.
Leave home.
Live far away from it.
Act mild mannered during day.
Inconspicuous.
Be Vigilante at night.
Plenty of Corrupt cops.
Painfully bent arms.
Ruptured spleens.
Biblical.
Baseless.
See how far I can punt a cat.
Spend what's left of life hurting rapists and dismembering pedophiles.
Nomadic Nemesis.
Evil must be punished.

 

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I'd go back to sleep

I'd know I wouldn't have to wake up before 6 am ever again :blessed: Any villainy or other malfeasance could wait until I had a crisp 12 hours of rest and scheming time first.

nikkas be making bad decisions with power and no sleep. Ain't gon be me.

Batman could overthrow governments with prep time but gets folded by anyone with above human strength and good reaction time without it. Not giving yourself prep time is just purposefully fukking yourself over

edit: why nikkas always gotta have electrical powers :mjcry:
Welp. At least I ain't never paying PG&E another red cent
 
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