If Your Barber Uses A Black Marker

[Yagirlcheatinonus]

I was in the barbershop this morning and dude told his barber to "get the black marker". Now I've been going to the barbershop since I was a kid and I never seen this shyt until this morning. Dude barber got a marker and started drawing his edgeup I never seen no shyt like that. To me that's the same as a woman shaving her eyebrows and drawing them back.

 

[Chris.B]

sh!t is wild in my barbershop ....They use razor blades and black ice....hairlines are getting fukked day and night

My sh!t is receding a little...I will try the bald look in 2 years time. If it doesn't fly...transplant time!

 

[Silver Surfer]

I was in the barbershop this morning and dude told his barber to "get the black marker". Now I've been going to the barbershop since I was a kid and I never seen this shyt until this morning. Dude barber got a marker and started drawing his edgeup I never seen no shyt like that. To me that's the same as a woman shaving her eyebrows and drawing them back.

The better question is...why are you in a gay barbershop...

 

[Mr. Somebody]

People are ashamed of going bald i guess. Vanity is sad.

 

[Yagirlcheatinonus]

The better question is...why are you in a gay barbershop...

Barbershop aint gay been going there since I was a kid with my dad. I never seen no shyt like that. This is a standard hood barbershop. TV on ESPN, and men talking current events. It just tripped me out cuz dude asked for the black marker and this old barber was like you don't need no marker

 

[Silver Surfer]

Barbershop aint gay been going there since I was a kid with my dad. I never seen no shyt like that. This is a standard hood barbershop. TV on ESPN, and men talking current events. It just tripped me out cuz dude asked for the black marker and this old barber was like you don't need no marker

I was just playn....so dude looked like this:

 

[Yagirlcheatinonus]

sh!t is wild in my barbershop ....They use razor blades and black ice....hairlines are getting fukked day and night

My sh!t is receding a little...I will try the bald look in 2 years time. If it doesn't fly...transplant time!

Mine still sharp as when I was teen but if my hairline did get like that I'd probably rock a baldy I'm not doing none of that extra shyt.

People are ashamed of going bald i guess. Vanity is sad.

Dude was serious when he said "get the marker". What grown man lets another grown man draw on his face?

 

[Mr. Somebody]

What do women do when they go bald. Alot of women have hairlines going back to Bolivia on their scalp from overdosing on weaves, hair dye and hair extensions. Do they just transition to wigs?

 

[Yagirlcheatinonus]

I was just playn....so dude looked like this:

he wanted his shyt crisp I guess I just can't rock with no marker

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Dude was serious when he said "get the marker". What grown man lets another grown man draw on his face?

A man who doesnt want to get less attention from the ladies for not looking young anymore. We should find wives before time runs out on our hairlines if we are that concerned about our appearence.

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

Thought ya'll were about this life

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Thought ya'll were about this life

Im sorry friend but wowsers, Inspector Gadget. Go go gadget hairline friends.

I jested.

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

Im sorry friend but wowsers, Inspector Gadget. Go go gadget hairline friends.

I jested.

I'm weak as hell yo

 

[Green negs and spam]

Im sorry friend but wowsers, Inspector Gadget. Go go gadget hairline friends.

I jested.

This right here might be an early contender for funniest post of the year.

 

[DreadHead P]

a marker? Not even Blackout? I got a shapeup at a shop in Atl one time and dude put Blackout on my line, i wont front i liked the way it came out, but i kept sayin to myself "everyone can tell my line aint really this dark and full"