If your fap ratio is higher then your actual intercourse ratio....Your priorities are all backwards.

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First and foremost..Porn is what u throw on when u have a girl in the room and u wanna put ideas in her head and yours.


But some of you fools is out here downloading porn videos, placing them in private folders and making weekend plans to beat off to them. Thats loser sh*t.



The only exceptions for fapping:



- Its part of the foreplay before actual sex with a female


- You are married and a bad b*tch has tried to molest you but you were strong and u got away and u are on safe ground but now u have this buildup in you that needs to be released because u have to do what u have to do to not cheat.


- You are a teen and your girlfriend has sent you home with blueballs

- you are a teen and you had a wet dream and that 'unfullfilled feeling' needs to be jerked out

- You are doing football numbers in prison

- You are a burn victim/handicapped to the point of deformity and the dating scene is a little harder for you.


- You are rock solid and your girl is too tired/sick/on her period but she's right next to you.



- You are trapped on a deserted island with a solar powered portable DVD player and the only DVD u have is this 2 disc classic (where the first disc has Wesely Pipes and Shorty Mac talking sh*t while fukking that old white lady and her 2 daughters in the first half and in the second half Jazmine Cashmere outdoes Pinky, Cherokee D'Ass, Beauty Dior , Angel Eyes, Aliana Love, Misti Love, Carmen Hayes and pretty much every female that was there in the orgy and shows and proves why she should have been bigger then Pinky in the 2000's by how she runs to swallow every guy who nuts at the end and the second disc is a Roxy Reynolds POV)

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If your beat off ratio is higher then your ratio of actual intercourse, then your priorities in life are all backwards. You should put a camera in your room "Paranormal Activity style' and then watch yourself between the 24 hour periods so u can see how stupid you look, laying there, all alone with your dumb facial expressions and the covers doing rapid jerking motions. Go out there and get some real p*ssy and when u playback the video it would look like you are normal. Or maybe u are ok with being a loser, if such is the case continue to do you.
 
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I'll never forget being deployed in Bosnia for 6 months. About a week in and my squad was in a C hut during downtime and my squad leader and team leader (who just so happen to be caucasian) were having convos about beating off. I happened to mention that I would not be touching myself for 6 months due to the fact that we are in the ultimate area of uncomfortablity surrounded by nothing but men. They started going in, talking about "Naa...You'll be beating off sooner or later" I then replied, but how do u consider yourself a leader when u cant even control a low urge?? They acted like they didnt hear me and kept going in on their future plans of beating off, me and this Jamacian kid were just shaking our heads.:snoop:...I explained how the way I was raised, unless u locked up, we dont have convos about beating off like that and how thats how our "cultures" are different. My team leader kept talking and later down the line admitted that he liked it when his wife put her pinky is his ass....:scusthov:


Then he asked the whole squad "You never had a pinky in your ass?" and I replied "You see, thats what I'm talking about, thats how our "cultures" are different.....We dont do sh*t like that where i'm from..things like putting balls on people foreheads while they sleep and having pinkys shoved up the ass while having sex....Thats not our culture, thats ya'lls culture"
 
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I'll never forget being deployed in Bosnia for 6 months. About a week in and my squad was in a C hut during downtime and my squad leader and team leader (who just so happen to be caucasian) were having convos about beating off. I happened to mention that I would not be touching myself for 6 months due to the fact that we are in the ultimate area of uncomfortablity surrounded by nothing but men. They started going in, talking about "Naa...You'll be beating off sooner or later" I then replied, but how do u consider yourself a leader when u cant even control a low urge?? They acted like they didnt hear me and kept going in on their future plans of beating off, me and this Jamacian kid were just shaking our heads.:snoop:...I explained how the way I was raised, unless u locked up, we dont have convos about beating off like that and how thats how our "cultures" are different. My team leader kept talking and later down the line admitted that he liked it when his wife put her pinky is his ass....:scusthov:


Then he asked the whole squad "You never had a pinky in your ass?" and I replied "You see, thats what I'm talking about, thats how our "cultures" are different.....We dont do sh*t like that where i'm from..things like putting balls on people foreheads while they sleep and having pinkys shoved up the ass while having sex....Thats not our culture, thats ya'lls culture"


What's even more sad is that they've convinced other minorities that the shyt is completely natural.... and that you shouldn't be ashamed if you fap 20 times a week....... :stopitslime:
 

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- You are trapped on a deserted island with a solar powered portable DVD player and the only DVD u have is this 2 disc classic (where the first disc has Wesely Pipes and Shorty Mac talking sh*t while fukking that old white lady and her 2 daughters in the first half and in the second half Jazmine Cashmere outdoes Pinky, Cherokee D'Ass, Beauty Dior , Angel Eyes, Aliana Love, Misti Love, Carmen Hayes and pretty much every female that was there in the orgy and shows and proves why she should have been bigger then Pinky in the 2000's by how she runs to swallow every guy who nuts at the end and the second disc is a Roxy Reynolds POV)

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- You are trapped on a deserted island with a solar powered portable DVD player and the only DVD u have is this 2 disc classic (where the first disc has Wesely Pipes and Shorty Mac talking sh*t while fukking that old white lady and her 2 daughters in the first half and in the second half Jazmine Cashmere outdoes Pinky, Cherokee D'Ass, Beauty Dior , Angel Eyes, Aliana Love, Misti Love, Carmen Hayes and pretty much every female that was there in the orgy and shows and proves why she should have been bigger then Pinky in the 2000's by how she runs to swallow every guy who nuts at the end and the second disc is a Roxy Reynolds POV)

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