If your not shytting naked i feel bad for you.

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I usually get naked & take a shyt then hop in the shower & let the water wash off my doodoo particles
 

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When i was little before I passed like 5 feet I used to sit in a squat position on the toilet. My legs got beefy as shyt by the time I hit middle school
 

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i shyt facing the wall so i can rest my arms on the back of the toilet...let that marinate.
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EDIT: Am I the only one hearing :scusthov:@ the thread title?
If you not shyttin naked, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems, but shyt stains ain't one
 
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i shyt facing the wall so i can rest my arms on the back of the toilet...let that marinate.

nikka I sit sideways on the toilet so my dikk aint hitting the front of the bowl like everyone else is....let that marinate

Feet on top of the seat or one foot on each side
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Always shower after I shyt...
Yup. 9/10 I hop right in the shower after that. Ain't a damn thing worse than dropping that hot one
and then having that aura of funk that follows you for hours afterword.

Even worse is doing your best wipe job and the next time you drop your favorite baby-blue boxer-briefs
to see Sanskrit streaks in them:mjcry:Showers take back the power.
 
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