If your son was Clark Kent, how would you raise him?

[Orbital-Fetus]

Yo

"Clark, fly that bytch over here."
"Clark, fly this bytch away."

"Clark, bring me all the bytches...did i stutter?"
"Clark, get all these bytches out of here."

 

[Flash Thunderton]

"Clark, fly that bytch over here."
"Clark, fly this bytch away."

"Clark, bring me all the bytches...did i stutter?"
"Clark, get all these bytches out of here."

Have yo son out here abducting women.














He could get Amber AND Kim into my crib for me