if youve had the opportunity to watch your dad pull ladies...

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

how he treats them, somewhere deep down, must make you think is this the same way he came at my mama? we be painting pretty pictures about how our parents this old innocent, real for the moment love, but what if your mom was the lonely girl at 2 in the morning, at the club horny, and he just in for the night.

my daddy is a muhfukkin dog

 

[Anti-Anime]

Pops was a nerd. I have more game than him.

 

[Chill]

My dad was a simp apparently. Mom said he bugged her for a date for like a month straight. She gave him a chance and he grew on her.

 

[DreadHead P]

i figure my pops played the sugar daddy "you can have whatever you like" card on her, he had her in cadillacs and fox coats back in the day

 

[Mr.Plan B]

Mom said pops was a whore.

He brought me around many different lady's when i was younger.

He had lot of females friends.

He let me use one of his old cell phones back in the day. Found some shyt locked away in a deleted folder.

Pics Him getting top of by a pawg wearing a ring. And other pics of him fukking.

I trashed them all and never said a word to my brothers or anyone.

He was driving high end cars and he wore suits 90% of the time plus he was 6'3 soooooooo.............. He got bytches he still a shytty father.


And the fukker never told me how to bag bytchs could have really used his help in high school.

 

[innocentdevil]

My dad was a simp apparently. Mom said he bugged her for a date for like a month straight. She gave him a chance and he grew on her.

Same here

My mom was more interested on a chapter in a book she was reading than being introduced to my dad

 

[ReggieFlare]

My pops is short and average looking, but he's a charismatic guy

Never really seen him in action. He doesn't seem like the charmer type but he's goofy at heart and likes to make jokes so I guess that plus the charisma was how he got them to warm up to him

No simping though...trust me when I say dude is the anti-simp

Actually, I remember one time when I was talking to my mom and she said my dad isn't even attractive to her...I asked why did she get with him then? Response was that "there are more important things than looks"

 

[BedRoomI'z]

Good girl/ bad boy attraction for my folks
Some of the stories I've heard about them had me like

 

[Poitier]

My dad was a simp apparently. Mom said he bugged her for a date for like a month straight. She gave him a chance and he grew on her.

I think all parents tell us this without the nuances

I found SO many pictures of my Dad's ex girlfriend(s) naked polaroids in his secret suitcase lol
My Mom was honestly a dime to the point of it being uncomfortable

He came from money and she came from a big, poor family and he snatched her up quick
At least I have great genetics

 

[Chill]

Same here

My mom was more interested on a chapter in a book she was reading than being introduced to my dad

There was a close chance I wasn't going to be born either, she was going to break up with him about a month layer after they started dating but he had begged her to stay then. It's hilarious because he tells me #HOH style advice about women.

 

[Chill]

I think all parents tell us this without the nuances

I found SO many pictures of my Dad's ex gf naked polaroids in his secret suitcase lol
My Mom was honestly a dime to the point of it being uncomfortable

He came from money and she came from a big, poor family and he snatched her up quick
At least I have great genetics

I'd honestly rather believe my mom's story. My dad keeps giving this bullshyt story about how my mom "raped" him, can never get a real answer out of him.

 

[innocentdevil]

There was a close chance I wasn't going to be born either, she was going to break up with him about a month layer after they started dating but he had begged her to stay then. It's hilarious because he tells me #HOH style advice about women.

My mom told me how my dad asked her to marry him after dating for 6 months, and she was like lets wait another year and a half

 

[Poitier]

I'd honestly rather believe my mom's story. My dad keeps giving this bullshyt story about how my mom "raped" him, can never get a real answer out of him.

Yeah, my parents met really young so I'm sure they were just sluts and accidentally created me, if I'm being honest about my pathetic existence

 

[Steve Piffler]

pops was poor, short, REALLY dark skinned (in the 70s when the yellow nikkas with good hair were in ), and didn't have any nice threads and a car, but he had a top notch mouthpiece and he had MANY fine ass girlfriends and people were always like "how the fukk did this broke, black ass nikka pull all the yella hoes ?!" i was when he would tell me the stories. i didn't believe shyt he said. until i went to their 20th high school reunion when i was in high school. ALL the dudes and women there was telling me how much of a playboy my dad was. even the ladies were telling stories about how all the girls were attracted to him and wanted to be with him even though he was the total opposite of the type of dudes that they went for back then. then he pulled my mama (who, along with my aunts, was one of the baddest chicks at the school) and dudes were like . moms was a QUARTER piece. dudes were still drooling over her at the reunion too.... so all the shyt that he told me was verified. from that point on, i took whatever pops said about chicks as gospel.

 

[ugksam]

^lmao is this weirdo bragging about how hot his mom is? post some pics you lame