If...

[Mr Uncle Leroy]

Let's play a lil game of truth, some personal true...with a
programming twist

If, then statements:::

If a chick gets a call on the weekend from some she knows, a male, non family member, at weird
hours, then she probably...has had emotional or physical relations in the past

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

 

[Kenny West]

 

[jdubnyce]

 

[Mr Uncle Leroy]

If she don't call in 3 days then the relationship is over

 

[Mr Uncle Leroy]

if it cost more than 2 payments, then you can't afford it...

Real talk

 

[Human Torch]

if u smash on the first date....it aint the first time or it wont b the last time that happens.

 

[Kenny West]

If you park on driveways why do you drive on parkways

 

[BlvdBrawler]

if it cost more than 2 payments, then you can't afford it...

Real talk

 

[Alec Baldwin]

If she don't call in 3 days then the relationship is over

Truth. Some girls do be playing hard to get games, but for the most part if a girl do this to me I keep it moving.



If your gut telling you something ain't right, it prolly isn't. Don't ignore it.






If she ain't letting you pee on her then she ain't ride or die material.

 

[Token]

Truth. Some girls do be playing hard to get games, but for the most part if a girl do this to me I keep it moving.



If your gut telling you something ain't right, it prolly isn't. Don't ignore it.






If she ain't letting you pee on her then she ain't ride or die material.

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If y'all don't stop making up these crazy ass rules y'all gone stay single.