first off no homo
*goes to ikea cuz gf wants to get some new storage solutions*
*not interested in spending more than 20 minutes*
*sees shytload of young women moving into their new places looking for furniture*

*sees how swedish people turn 400sq foot apartments into 9 different rooms*

*sees that an expedit bookcase can serve as a tv stand*

*$5 lack endtables, must have 4, 2 as backups*

*19.99 lack coffee table, must have*
*been 2 hours now, hungry, gets chicken tenders, ribs, ice cream cone, soda, chocolate cake for $3*

*ends up buying 74 small items and furniture for $300*

*doesn't even take out half the shyt from the car*
* repeat every 3 months *
*goes to ikea cuz gf wants to get some new storage solutions*
*not interested in spending more than 20 minutes*
*sees shytload of young women moving into their new places looking for furniture*

*sees how swedish people turn 400sq foot apartments into 9 different rooms*

*sees that an expedit bookcase can serve as a tv stand*

*$5 lack endtables, must have 4, 2 as backups*

*19.99 lack coffee table, must have*
*been 2 hours now, hungry, gets chicken tenders, ribs, ice cream cone, soda, chocolate cake for $3*

*ends up buying 74 small items and furniture for $300*

*doesn't even take out half the shyt from the car*
* repeat every 3 months *





(Glad I went up there solo)

too. That damn cheap food brehs.
for us nikkas