I'll keep it real, I can never go to prison because

[b_low_brown]

I got a baby face

It lets me feast with the ladies on the outside but I can't imagine how much my culo would be worth on the inside

 

[JudgeJoeForilla]

You'd be alright as long as you stay away from cliques and don't borrow anything from anyone.

 

[Neil Tyson]

That's why you have to have a friend who'll mess you up like in 25th Hour.

 

[Larry Lobster]

 

[re'up]

Love '25th Hour', but that scene doesn't really hold up.....if you come in looking like you got fukked up, it will draw more unwanted attention to you. Plus, dude was a first time offender, with no violence in his history, going to a low/medium level federal prison, Otisville, he was way too dramatic about the whole thing.

 

[dterpsss]

discuss the price other men will pay for your buttocks brehs

 

[b_low_brown]

You'd be alright as long as you stay away from cliques and don't borrow anything from anyone.

So they don't just fukk with you for no reason inside?

 

[JudgeJoeForilla]

So they don't just fukk with you for no reason inside?

Nope speaking from experience if you keep to yourself no ones going to mess with your butt.

 

[Neil Tyson]

So they don't just fukk with you for no reason inside?

Join the muslims if it gets rough.

 

[b_low_brown]

Join the muslims if it gets rough.

If u had a life sentence would you pledge to Isis if it meant they'd rescue you during the jailbreak

 

[Neil Tyson]

If u had a life sentence would you pledge to Isis if it meant they'd rescue you during the jailbreak

nikka the feds are watching

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

I got a baby face

It lets me feast with the ladies on the outside but I can't imagine how much my culo would be worth on the inside

 

[b_low_brown]

nikka the feds are watching

No they're not

They couldn't catch a nikka who traveled to Saudi Arabia, came back, made several calls to people on the terrorist watch list, purchased weapons, and pledged alliance to ISIS on his Facebook

 

[Banned Account12]

Love '25th Hour', but that scene doesn't really hold up.....if you come in looking like you got fukked up, it will draw more unwanted attention to you. Plus, dude was a first time offender, with no violence in his history, going to a low/medium level federal prison, Otisville, he was way too dramatic about the whole thing.

100% truth