I'll never understand why dudes who STRUGGLE to get p*ssy won't just PAY FOR IT...

Carlton Banks

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All this sexual frustration that's causing you to poke holes in your mattress and change your sheets every day but you wanna be on some high moral bullshyt and not just pay a bytch to get your rocks off. Make it make sense.

Half the time, you yearly virgins finally lose y'all virginity or end the drought and get disappointed AF cuz the chick wasn't all that attractive. When the whole time you could've just bought the p*ssy like a grown man and got to fukk a bytch you would actually want to fukk. If you got a decent job put some money aside for that. You ain't gonna do shyt else but buy some fukking video games and DLC's for it or something that ain't getting you no p*ssy.
 

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Id rather jagoff (harlem) than have to pay for sex

Why is that? You think the high moral police gonna write you a citation for buying p*ssy? All these bytches out here selling p*ssy but you'd rather sit at home and "jagoff" when your sexually frustrated ass dying on the inside for some real p*ssy :mjtf:
 

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They'd rather pay for onlyfans :mjlol:

It's odd to me how the criticism of buying p*ssy is greater than the criticism of buying onlyfans on The Coli :laff:

I mean nikkas spent 270k sending Bhad Babbie MESSAGES. Muhfukkas got finessed for $200 just trying to get a single picture from from Bella Thorne TWO HUNDRED FOR ONE PIC so many nikkas got finessed OF changed their policies :mjlol:


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breh not everybody thinks like that nor how to. it’s better us men grow in general instead of trickin imo

Here's the problem....

These men who don't get p*ssy lack confidence. Confidence they would get once they start getting p*ssy. It don't matter how you get it, when you start getting p*ssy your confidence goes up regardless. You just finished fukking a bad bytch that you chose to fukk, that's gonna make a man feel good.

After awhile you gonna realize you were sweating over p*ssy for no reason. You been fukking bytches way badder than the average ones and realize you were tripping. That's when you start focusing on your purpose and "growing" and shyt. But nikkas too scared to talk to women, scared to pay for p*ssy. Just scared ass nikkas all around.
 

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And let's not forget the post nut clarity and guilt afterwards:pachaha:

Why in the fukk would you feel guilty about fukking a bad bytch? :what:

Y'all some weirdos. It's bytches selling p*ssy at damn near every strip club, every city, social media pages, and even on ya own block. But nikkas would rather buy onlyfans, jackoff, watch incel videos, and cry to reddit and thecoli about why women are such terrible beings:mjlol:
 

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I read the escort thread in JBO for humor and fukkery but it's also sad.

I would rather be a clean incel with no STDs and a good savings account, than a frustrated sex addict with STDs living check to check because all my money is going to hoes.

Condoms don't protect you from herpes and every bytch you fukk, you develop a soul tie with.

But on another note, I'm not worried about what another man does. shyt gay bruh.
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