I'm 24 and never had a girlfriend.

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I mean yeah I hooked up with broads, i'm not a virgin, even had a one night stand like a year back in Miami. Went on dates with girls.
But I never had a girlfriend like a real girlfriend.
Now that i think about it its really fukking me up cuz my experience is basically shytty. I've just been learning bout how to deal with these hoes.
I mean maybe that's where my simp tendencies come from even tho I know what I'm doing its wrong. Its like a QB trying to throw an interception into triple coverage. I want a girlfriend that bad that I go and enter simp mode just to mess up out of desperation i.e. what happened recently with that "Topanga" chick. Do I let these hoes now this shyt bout me having girlfriends and how many when they ask me HELL fukkING NO I always lie and make up shyt and not on some straight ducktales shyt reasonable shyt nah mean.


Yeah u can laugh at me now.
 
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J-purp said:
I mean yeah I hooked up with broads, i'm not a virgin, even had a one night stand like a year back in Miami. Went on dates with girls.
But I never had a girlfriend like a real girlfriend.
Now that i think about it its really fukking me up cuz my experience is basically shytty. I've just been learning bout how to deal with these hoes.
I mean maybe that's where my simp tendencies come from even tho I know what I'm doing its wrong. Its like a QB trying to throw an interception into triple coverage. I want a girlfriend that bad that I go and enter simp mode just to mess up out of desperation i.e. what happened recently with that "Topanga" chick. Do I let these knows now this shyt when they ask me HELL fukkING NO I always lie and make up shyt and not on some straight ducktales shyt reasonable shyt nah mean.


Yeah u can laugh at me now.
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I'm glad you're admitting this instead of insisting on blaming her

you'll be fine breh
 
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Basically I'm scared I'ma gonna end up like Cameron from Ferris' Bueller Day off.
Ferris: Cameron has never been in love - at least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like shyt, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work.
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Cept instead of Lays id change that to he's gonna marry the first girlfriend he has

Breh I ain't tryna be like that :mjcryoak:
Cuz shyt this is what this shyt is looking like right now.
sure im still doing my other shyt like I have my career goals and shyt. but shyt man just not having a GF irks me ,and especially when my fam members keep asking me bout it like each time I see them :beli:
Meet The Sniper said:
I'm glad you're admitting this instead of insisting on blaming her

you'll be fine breh
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Oh she getting the blame she tried to play me and I just cut her off before she'd use me more.
Broad was talking before bout driving her to conneticut during the summer like way back.
She was tryna get me to buy her mc donalds(I sad no)
wanted car rides from me not only from work but she was tryna get me to get her out to work too :dahell:
I got her a gift for her bday :mjcry: i.e. my fukking simp move(it was perfume)
When I say simp moves its me spilling out to her thinking that since I thought she was already feeling me and was throwing all them signs at me she woulda been happy and this shyt woulda been a lock and she woulda been my girl.
Like shyt I wasted prime highschool years where I coulda easily got one, but I was too bone headed and did not feel like speaking to anyone since I switched schools and went to an all white people school and I hated it and just kept to myself even tho some broads were throwing themselves at me.

Im just playing catching up now :mjcry:
 
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You display many tendencies of caring too much what others think of you.

You're being down on yourself because you feel you don't meet societies standards.
I have a friend who hasn't had a serious relationship as well, always saying he's willing to lower his standards... Nah man, just continue bettering yourself for a future women whose actually worth your while. Who cares what people think man, this is YOUR life and journey, you don't even have to listen to me man. :yeshrug:
 
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Maybe you shouldn't be so "Hard on Fat Hoes"

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