I'm 25 and have never kissed a girl (update; girl offers to be my first kiss post #68)

[Vilified not verified]

i feel like I'm missing out on so much action and life xp I only talk to one or two girls from college but they told me we're just friends and nothing more, I try to dress nice and keep in shape also I try to at least approach a girl once a week but no success and I'm slowly spiralling into depression, what can I do to change my life

 

[Reginald Noble]

You trolling????

 

[AyBrehHam Linkin]

how many girls liked yo last social media pic? Hit them all up breh n eat, shyt is right infront of ya

 

[Lazy Migrant]

Not that serious breh. Just try to get your money up.

 

[Vilified not verified]

how many girls liked yo last social media pic? Hit them all up breh n eat, shyt is right infront of ya

All the women who like my pics appear to be Eastern European escorts

 

[Reginald Noble]

Just hit up the strip club or go to a massage parlor in the city after dark.

 

[PhonZhi]

Damn. Everybody is "coming out the closet" now so to speak. There used to be a joke here on the coli that everybody who posted here made 6figures and run thru a different dime daily. That joke has BEEN run its course. No offense, but yall really got me thinking The Coli is made up of 90% depressed, virgin weirdos

 

[JetFueledThoughts]

Coli is 60% scorned virgins, 3% 6 figure 6 cert life, and the other 37% is regular ass brehs

 

[Indiglow Meta (R$G)]

@PhonZhi and you're one of them.

 

[Rue]

Damn even i've kissed a girl OP

 

[basketball reasons]

 

[Reginald Noble]

@PhonZhi and you're one of them.

Nah mean, he be calling them out every time a thread like this pop up, like what is this nikka agenda really.

 

[Cake]

Sounds like you're trolling.

Experience has taught me girls don't care about any of that shyt. Just go for what you want till you succeed.

Idk how girls think but really ugly nikkas can pull decent looking girls if they have the confidence to just try.

 

[miranda]

hes trolling. dont give him any sympathy or attention

 

[Vilified not verified]

Just hit up the strip club or go to a massage parlor in the city after dark.

I got thrown out of the strip club because I was just looking at my phone and the girl on stage freaked out thinking I was taking pictures of me, I can't even watch a professional woman at work without it being a disaster for me, my dealings with the opposite sex are a culmination of L's and it's starting to weigh heavy on me.