I'm 26 years old and just learned how to make oatmeal.

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For 20 years I just pouring warm water in the bowl and eatting that shyt like soup.

i was over my mom's crib making something for breakfast, She came in there and saw me make that sshyt and walk past the microwave and was like.

"You ain't going to heat that up it's still watery.":skip:

I was like "What do you mean heat it up, The water warm enough."

She put that shyt in the microwave and it came out so fluffy and thick.
:mjgrin:

Had me looking like a straight retard.
 

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For 20 years I just pouring warm water in the bowl and eatting that shyt like soup.

i was over my mom's crib making something for breakfast, She came in there and saw me make that sshyt and walk past the microwave and was like.

"You ain't going to heat that up it's still watery.":skip:

I was like "What do you mean heat it up, The water warm enough."

She put that shyt in the microwave and it came out so fluffy and thick.
:mjgrin:

Had me looking like a straight retard.
:dead: you out here eating watery oatmeal?:deadrose:
 

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nikka that aint how u make no got damn oatmeal :pachaha:

U pose to boil water in a pot and cook it in there

No bullshyttin, making Quaker oatmeal that way with some butter, sugar, and milk + some buttered toast to dip in is low key :noah:
 
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For 20 years I just pouring warm water in the bowl and eatting that shyt like soup.

i was over my mom's crib making something for breakfast, She came in there and saw me make that sshyt and walk past the microwave and was like.

"You ain't going to heat that up it's still watery.":skip:

I was like "What do you mean heat it up, The water warm enough."

She put that shyt in the microwave and it came out so fluffy and thick.
:mjgrin:

Had me looking like a straight retard.

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