sanityovar8ted
OG Moma Coli....dat bytch Thowd!!!
Let me tell ya'll bout this hoe ass nicca i just encountered and yes its another L in the Thowd column. I needed a tow truck but I needed to go less than 2 miles away to my mechanic.One of my homeboys send me a dude number he say he dont know the dude he got the number from a friend n he gotta tow truck n tows cheap I'm like ok bet.
Call dude up he say its $75 cuz he gotta flatbed truck im like ok but im only going less than 2 miles away, he starts going on on and on about how he gotta go to Balch Springs to pick up the truck and how black people be not wanting to pay for services and im like ok he say for you u seem like a nice lady and imma deacon in the church just trynna help people Ill do it for 45. im like bet then he say I accept tips u can give me a $5 tip and make it an even $50....my spidey senses start going off. So this morning this hoe ass nicca pulls up in a fucc'n ford explorer with a "flatbed trailer" so I say I like how u left out that it was a trailer and not an actual flatbed tow truck when im going literally around the fucc'n corner.
He say u don't want my services??? I say u already here I just don't like the fact u hide that it was a trailer. Then he starts going on and on again about him being a deacon in the church and wanting to help people but black people always trying to get over, in my head im like pot meet kettle. So then he needed my help steer the car, what kinda tow man are u to be asking yo client to help u for something u getting paid to do??? So then we get to mechanic but he's not there so im ask'n him where do he want me to drop my car, he say ____ im like he not gonna be able to do that cuz this aint a actual tow truck, so the hoe ass deacon nicca say let me speak to him, I give him the phone and he's like its a flatbed so I hear my mechanic telling him well u should be able to drop it there and then the hoe ass nicca goes well its actually a trailer, so my mechanic tells him to drop on the curb instead of the place he wanted it dropped. Why do niccas do this shyt, why he gotta be a hoe ass sacrilegious ass nicca overstating his shyt n then claiming to be a deacon in the church wanting to help people when u really fulla bs n games???
i didnt give his bytch ass no tip either!!!
Call dude up he say its $75 cuz he gotta flatbed truck im like ok but im only going less than 2 miles away, he starts going on on and on about how he gotta go to Balch Springs to pick up the truck and how black people be not wanting to pay for services and im like ok he say for you u seem like a nice lady and imma deacon in the church just trynna help people Ill do it for 45. im like bet then he say I accept tips u can give me a $5 tip and make it an even $50....my spidey senses start going off. So this morning this hoe ass nicca pulls up in a fucc'n ford explorer with a "flatbed trailer" so I say I like how u left out that it was a trailer and not an actual flatbed tow truck when im going literally around the fucc'n corner.
He say u don't want my services??? I say u already here I just don't like the fact u hide that it was a trailer. Then he starts going on and on again about him being a deacon in the church and wanting to help people but black people always trying to get over, in my head im like pot meet kettle. So then he needed my help steer the car, what kinda tow man are u to be asking yo client to help u for something u getting paid to do??? So then we get to mechanic but he's not there so im ask'n him where do he want me to drop my car, he say ____ im like he not gonna be able to do that cuz this aint a actual tow truck, so the hoe ass deacon nicca say let me speak to him, I give him the phone and he's like its a flatbed so I hear my mechanic telling him well u should be able to drop it there and then the hoe ass nicca goes well its actually a trailer, so my mechanic tells him to drop on the curb instead of the place he wanted it dropped. Why do niccas do this shyt, why he gotta be a hoe ass sacrilegious ass nicca overstating his shyt n then claiming to be a deacon in the church wanting to help people when u really fulla bs n games???
i didnt give his bytch ass no tip either!!!
at the thread title.
