Ghpstface
Kanye West fan
its raining outside and im cooped up in the house w/ nothing to do ... fukk you patricia!!!!
free post, gaylords.
free post, gaylords.
still doing 1-star jokes in 2015Let this 1 star entertain you



yall are fukkedif sex jesus is bored what's that gotta say about the rest of us![]()
do you have a shortlist of suspects?Some bytch (Don't know who) stole my fukking roll of paper towel at work, can't wait to find out who it is and kill me a hoe.![]()
do you have a shortlist of suspects?

im leaning towards silverback gorilla ... a gorilla seems the most likely to just grab somebodys towels w/o asking and claim them as their own ...Only two people in the office today, so after examining everyone's desk I don't see no sign of the roll of paper towels. My list of subjects..
Frog Eyed bytch: Sits to my far right, always has pictures of her son. Her son seems very messy, maybe she stole it to clean him up.
Silver back gorilla: The name explains it all, if she isn't talking she's shoving shyt in her mouth.Height about 5'6 about 310 pounds, might need the paper towel to eat over.
Brace Face: She's always sneezing, maybe she needed something to cover her mouth with.
Those are the three suspects so far...![]()
dont have any new ones ... i was gonna buy a bunch off amazon but i bought a shirt insteadread a book
are you throwing a party?I have a house full of guests yet.....here I am.
I'm horrible at entertaining people.
im leaning towards silverback gorilla ... a gorilla seems the most likely to just grab somebodys towels w/o asking and claim them as their own ...