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Some bytch (Don't know who) stole my fukking roll of paper towel at work, can't wait to find out who it is and kill me a hoe. :demonic:
 

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do you have a shortlist of suspects?

Only two people in the office today, so after examining everyone's desk I don't see no sign of the roll of paper towels. My list of subjects..

Frog Eyed bytch: Sits to my far right, always has pictures of her son. Her son seems very messy, maybe she stole it to clean him up.

Silver back gorilla: The name explains it all, if she isn't talking she's shoving shyt in her mouth.Height about 5'6 about 310 pounds, might need the paper towel to eat over.

Brace Face: She's always sneezing, maybe she needed something to cover her mouth with.

Those are the three suspects so far... :birdman:
 
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Only two people in the office today, so after examining everyone's desk I don't see no sign of the roll of paper towels. My list of subjects..

Frog Eyed bytch: Sits to my far right, always has pictures of her son. Her son seems very messy, maybe she stole it to clean him up.

Silver back gorilla: The name explains it all, if she isn't talking she's shoving shyt in her mouth.Height about 5'6 about 310 pounds, might need the paper towel to eat over.

Brace Face: She's always sneezing, maybe she needed something to cover her mouth with.

Those are the three suspects so far... :birdman:
im leaning towards silverback gorilla ... a gorilla seems the most likely to just grab somebodys towels w/o asking and claim them as their own ...
 

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im leaning towards silverback gorilla ... a gorilla seems the most likely to just grab somebodys towels w/o asking and claim them as their own ...

I don't see any grease marks on my desk, those would indicate clearly that she was the culprit.
 
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