I'm finna steal this cat

[Buddy]

So I went out this morning for a run and this cat was lying next to my neighbors apartment. I know good and well she don't own cats and would probably be scared by it. Come back from my run and it's still there.

Go out again for errands throughout the day and it's STILL there. The more I see it I'm like "damn that's a pretty cat"

One of those gray cats with the tiger like stripes and blue eyes. I'm guessing it saw her and liked something to make it sit and wait like that. My sis/bro in law and their kids had something similar happen.

All that to say I'm joking, cause the thought of visits to the vet, food/toys, and the fact that I have no idea what to do if a cat is clawing my couch apart is more than I'm willing to take on, but it's nice cat

 

[skylove4]

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Sometimes you gotta take the p*ssy

 

[Flex Luger]

Sometimes you gotta take the p*ssy

 

[It's been real]

Sometimes you gotta take the p*ssy

This is consensual p*ssy, not acquired through means such as handguns on a nightstand. p*ssy wants to be taken

 

[mc_brew]

public service announcement:
#catset does not condone stealing pnssy, that's rape.....

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Update @Buddy

 

[Buddy]

Update @Buddy

The bytch cheated on me Caught her hangin out near diff apts a lot. Then I moved units, haven't seen it since

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

The bytch cheated on me Caught her hangin out near diff apts a lot. Then I moved units, haven't seen it since

Commit seppuku ⚔

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

The bytch cheated on me Caught her hangin out near diff apts a lot. Then I moved units, haven't seen it since

Fundamentally misunderstand how p*ssy behaves, brehs

 

[Buddy]

Fundamentally misunderstand how p*ssy behaves, brehs

Nah it was me, I got commitment issues.
Plus I don't like the thought of being p*ssywhipped

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

Nah it was me, I got commitment issues.
Plus I don't like the thought of being p*ssywhipped

Only people who don't know how to handle p*ssy have those problems . I never had any problems getting it to act right, but then again I know how to beat the p*ssy up

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Nah it was me, I got commitment issues.
Plus I don't like the thought of being p*ssywhipped

Be scared of p*ssy brehs

 

[Meowth tote da Uzi]

So I went out this morning for a run and this cat was lying next to my neighbors apartment. I know good and well she don't own cats and would probably be scared by it. Come back from my run and it's still there.

Go out again for errands throughout the day and it's STILL there. The more I see it I'm like "damn that's a pretty cat"

One of those gray cats with the tiger like stripes and blue eyes. I'm guessing it saw her and liked something to make it sit and wait like that. My sis/bro in law and their kids had something similar happen.

All that to say I'm joking, cause the thought of visits to the vet, food/toys, and the fact that I have no idea what to do if a cat is clawing my couch apart is more than I'm willing to take on, but it's nice cat

You could take time to watch a couple of youtube videos instead of making this thread.

 

[Address_Unknown]

public service announcement:
#catset does not condone stealing pnssy, that's rape.....​

Yet a male cat 's reproductive organ's are barbed, inflicts a considerable amount of pain on the female cat. who's often held in place, mewling and screaming during copulation, hence the term 'caterwauling'. Every cat born is a product of RAPE, breh. Hence the intrinsic evil qualities y'all Toxoplasmosis having ass nikkas be so enamored with these filthy things. To each his own, but damn.​