I’m Getting Hoe’d In My Own House By A Fkng Praying Mantis

[Arcavian]

its has katy in its name you fukking p*ssy!!!!!

 

[Damba]

That’s a bush cricket breh

 

[boogers]

Never heard of no “katydid” like why tf do you even know what that is but I looked it up to confirm and you’re right. He gone now but I kinda dare him to come back now

i used to rent this house that had camel crickets. if that katydid punked you, a camel cricket would turn you out

when i went to fix the pipes under the house, i shined the flashlight under there. there were hundreds

watching
and
waiting. little eyes in the dark



i called a plumber and let him deal with it