Im getting married...I think GMB gonna take an L lol

[swerve]

Aye congrats to breh who got married

but it’s hella funny that it’s been last than 3 years and I’m sure everybody on the coli was sure he got his heart crushed


But I’m not gonna hate on a successful married breh so keep up to the good work

 

[Splakavellie504]

Congrats . At 35 that ship been sailed for me these days all I ask for is a peace of mind .

Bro trust thats the greatest thing a man can ever have in life.

 

[Splakavellie504]

Yeah I got a thread when I got married as well. nikkas was ruthless saying I looked like DJ Jazzy Jeff

u know the coli nikkas always gotta let a mf have it but man its all in love though.

 

[Splakavellie504]

Aye congrats to breh who got married

but it’s hella funny that it’s been last than 3 years and I’m sure everybody on the coli was sure he got his heart crushed


But I’m not gonna hate on a successful married breh so keep up to the good work

I appreciate that homie. I had been close friends with my wife since we was teenagers so I never had to question her character as far as being a great wife. Close to her family as well.

 

[semicko82]

yall brehs some fools for bumping this thread. I forgot i made it lol. But hell yea we still together going strong with two beautiful kids . Best decision I ever made in my life.

I’m gmb, but if the married life works for you that’s dope. Congrats. Dap and rep

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

Check back in 5 years chief

I feel sorry for you breh. No happy person thinks like this.

 

[Splakavellie504]

I’m gmb, but if the married life works for you that’s dope. Congrats. Dap and rep

Thanks breh. shyt i dont blame some of yall for being gmb. I used to be a stripper at one point so i know how some of these "wholesome" women can really get down behind the dude's back, especially the famous nikkas girls

 

[semicko82]

Thanks breh. shyt i dont blame some of yall for being gmb. I used to be a stripper at one point so i know how some of these "wholesome" women can really get down behind the dude's back, especially the famous nikkas girls

Drop them stories breh, we need some quarantine entertainment

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Thanks breh. shyt i dont blame some of yall for being gmb. I used to be a stripper at one point so i know how some of these "wholesome" women can really get down behind the dude's back, especially the famous nikkas girls

Can we get some of your stripper stories?
NO HOMEZ

 

[Splakavellie504]

Drop them stories breh, we need some quarantine entertainment

Can we get some of your stripper stories?
NO HOMEZ

Funny yall ask that because its another coli poster who I know in real life (not gonna say who) who been begging me for months to share my stripper stories and escort stories to yall. I might do it later on this weekend. It definitely wont be a humble brag. I aint proud of it at all and wouldnt recommend that lifestyle, but i can tell the funny stories and the things I learned that helped me pull alot of women and made me a better business man. It can definitely benefit alot of the guys on here. I might do the thread in jbo to protect myself.

 

[semicko82]

Funny yall ask that because its another coli poster who I know in real life (not gonna say who) who been begging me for months to share my stripper stories and escort stories to yall. I might do it later on this weekend. It definitely wont be a humble brag. I aint proud of it at all and wouldnt recommend that lifestyle, but i can tell the funny stories and the things I learned that helped me pull alot of women and made me a better business man. It can definitely benefit alot of the guys on here. I might do the thread in jbo to protect myself.

 

[FromStLouis]

Never thought I'll be the one to get married breh lol. Ima try to keep to this short. Me and my girl just went on vacation last week to the Bahamas. On our second to last night there Saturday, we was out and about. That night I looked at my woman differently for some reason. I was just in true awe of her. She is loving, unselfish, ambitious, etc. That night I watched her laugh and dance and it did something to ur boy. That day is also my mother's death anniversary and my mother favorite song was Patti Labelle's Somebody Loves You and she used to sing me and my bros and sis that song when it was bed time. My girl dont know this. So that night after we had sex, as we lay cuddled up my girl started randomly singing that song to me as I was dozing off. My spirit shook man and I started crying my ass off. I didnt and still havent told my girl the real reason why. I will soon. But anyway as we packed and got ready to leave, without even thinking man I proposed. What made me share this is that yesterday she suprised me with a sonogram. She been waiting to suprise me. Thing is she was toldwhen she was 20 that she would never have kids. Breh i dont know why im this blessed but im very thankful. Wish me luck brehs and brehettes.

That gave me goosebumps, congratulations on the wife and kids.

 

[Splakavellie504]

That gave me goosebumps, congratulations on the wife and kids.

Thanks breh

 

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Congrats breh, what the naysayers don't understand is married man make more money than these GMB. Congrats to moving on up!