Im Going On My 1st Date , Need Tips

[Meadow]

- don't fukk a girl on a first date if you're trying to make something of it
- first dates should always be over coffee or a drink while you feel each other out.

if it's going good, suggest dinner and roam around for a spot in the area (or you can be cute and plan that shyt ahead).


as for olive garden....

 

[ThaRealness]

No red bandanas or bb guns

 

[Wildin]

Lots of corny jokes like

You gon let me hit them skins?

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the potato skins.....the appetizer was made for more than one person

By the end of the night you gon let me get in?

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Your car? It sounds like we're hittin it off I dont want you to feel uncomfortable like im still a stranger

Let a real nikka hit it

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**at the batting cage** I used to play baseball in HS

What that thang smell like ma?

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Really.....whats that thang smell like?

 

[The Mad Titan]

take her to buffalo wild wings

I was gonna say hooters, but that's like a month 2 wing joint

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

I would've smushed before we went on the date OP

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

Talk to her like a person...

 

[Groanman]

- don't fukk a girl on a first date if you're trying to make something of it
- first dates should always be over coffee or a drink while you feel each other out.

if it's going good, suggest dinner and roam around for a spot in the area (or you can be cute and plan that shyt ahead).


as for olive garden....

You see? This nga get it.

Take that chick to a smoothie spot. NEVER spend over $10 for a first date.

Remember the late great R Kelly sang, "You must be used to me spendin, and all that sweet winin' and dinin',"

Only difference is that you are not R Kelly, nga.
Cause after she finish gobblin' down all them breadsticks and pasta, you're gonna be home at the end of the night like

You're just training her AND you're fukkin' up the game for the next nga she end up with.


Olive Garden

 

[fukkyalifestyle]

tell her about your coli postings