I'm in the market for a car that will have hoes leaving notes on my car

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I want to look like I have a seriously bad driving history with all the notes I've collected off my car. Which car will be the most effective in doing this with the least price tag?
 
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I want to look like I have a seriously bad driving history with all the notes I've collected off my car. Which car will be the most effective in doing this?

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~$55k base :noah::noah:

First Alfa Romeo car in the U.S. in what 20 years? So sexy.

Hoes will be like, "What's an Alfa Romeo?"....then proceeds to drop her panties :shaq:
that's just the thing, women who actually know what Alfa is the more refined mature woman that would :scust: at the $50k price point even tho the car is :noah:
and ratchet hoes won't even know what an Alfa is. :pachaha:
 

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I want to look like I have a seriously bad driving history with all the notes I've collected off my car. Which car will be the most effective in doing this with the least price tag?
Well, get a used Porsche 911. It can be an older model but make sure it has no rust, dents, or a nasty interior. And make sure you keep it waxed and polished.
 

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:ehh: Not bad at all. This would be a new car though along with up to date interior and modern conveniences. Plus no miles. That 997 though is looking right!
I would never buy a car brand new, that depreciation hit... :huhldup: The 2005 DB9 interior isn't that different from the 2013, just subtle changes like the stitching, color options, rearranged knobs, steering wheel etc. Plus the Aston isn't gonna go down that much more in value, my boy bought his for like 55 2 years ago & he can still sell it for about that or a little less. You buy that Alfa for 55k & in two years you're upside down.

$150k msrp'd V12 used Aston for $55k :hula: 55k msrp'd 4Cyl new Alfa Romeo
 
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