"I'm JJ Watt, I'm rich and can't get chicks, wahhhhh!"

[SpursFanSinceNovember2017]

J.J. Watt: I'm trying to find a girlfriend

 

[Loose]

 

[King Jove]

 

[Juggalo Fred]

He needs a juggalette

 

[KOohbt]

 

[BlackAchilles]

Maybe he should have a "women's football seminar" at Reliant Stadium like Gronk

 

[Bboystyle]

He needs a juggalette

can we ban this retard from posting in the coli?

send his ass back to the spot

 

[PortCityProphet]

dem breast meats

 

[Lootpack]

You got Lindsey Pelas fallin for you

Network, nikka!

 

[BXKingPin82]

him on that Hardknocks shyt was fukkin painful to watch
son is the epitome of corny pasty muthafukka
he can ball tho ill give him that

 

[Juggalo Fred]

can we ban this retard from posting in the coli?

send his ass back to the spot

I have a far better dap to post ratio than you

 

[AJtheOne]

dem tities

 

[Floyd Pinkerton]

How are this broad's titty meats the size of Rhode Island yet she has absolutely no ass to speak of?

Also, fukk JJ Watt. His whole "humble, regular, blue-collar guy herp derp" bullshyt really grinds my gears. You make insane money playing a child's game. fukking own it.

Not to mention this dude was smutting out Caroline Wozniacki within 2 weeks of her breakup with Rory McIlroy. Fake-humble prick.

 

[Rekkapryde]

That mufukka aint slick.

 

[GhostoftheMan]

"girlfriend"