im looking to get a massage on craigslist

[the cool]

and these ads all look like escort services. i really need one (my lower back is killing me) im not looking for a good time brehs, are these real massage people or what

 

[Wallie]

 

[krackdagawd]

 

[concise]

Sorry, breh.
There's no cheap way around it, unless you buy one of those massage machines.