I'm pretty sure I could piece up a Mountain Lion.

[Another Man]

Nah for real. Cats have handspeed, and mountain lions are kinda big cats, but I'm pretty sure I could stand toe to toe with one and hold my own. I could even legit wear a kufi and said kufi would never leave my head. All I'd have to do is keep range and touch it with a stiff ass jab asap and constantly then when it'd leap I'd pivot hook/uppercut it or even cut left a bit and overhand it....it'd rock it then I'd get it in a Mata Leo @Mowgli and put it to permanent sleep. Then I'd rock it as an accessory to a fresh ass suit like King Jaffe. Easy Money.

 

[Mess World]

I don't think a mountain lion really cares to attack people they just want to be left alone. I'm sure I could put hands on a mountain lion and it won't fight back and if it did it couldn't cuz it would be knocked out

 

[DallasTxRep]

 

[Milomann]

 

[Arithmetic]

You sounding like @Mowgli right now.

We all handle pressure differently. For a frail fakkit like you getting pushed by a grown man would probably cause blunt force trauma to your chest plate. Now me? Whole different kind of animal bruh. A lion cant really use speed and weight against me because i havea brown belt in Brazillan Jiujitsu. I could easily perform a sweep and then begin the process of impacting the soft tissue with a blade. A few pokes to the eyes and the lion runs but nah, it dont stop there cuz now all that fighting don activated my appetite so im chasin the nikka down so i can make my own Meow Mix, nikka.

All you need to kill a lion

 

[Mess World]

People need to stop believing myths that animals attack humans it's cac propaganda made for us to hate these sentient beings

 

[Mess World]

When you put lions in a cage they attack. When you build railroads in Africa like the British did and man eating lions eat humans because you took away their land

But when you roam Africa with nothing but a back pack you can befriend lions and run with them in the Serengeti

 

[Mess World]

 

[General Mills]

that ass on that black chick.

Holy smokes

 

[Another Man]

 

[Mess World]

I didn't post that vid guys for you to geek. It's for professional use

 

[Another Man]

I take that back

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

Get fukked up thinking u can ko a lion brehs

 

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I hope this turns into a Coli animal thread

 

[Mowgli]

Nah for real. Cats have handspeed, and mountain lions are kinda big cats, but I'm pretty sure I could stand toe to toe with one and hold my own. I could even legit wear a kufi and said kufi would never leave my head. All I'd have to do is keep range and touch it with a stiff ass jab asap and constantly then when it'd leap I'd pivot hook/uppercut it or even cut left a bit and overhand it....it'd rock it then I'd get it in a Mata Leo @Mowgli and put it to permanent sleep. Then I'd rock it as an accessory to a fresh ass suit like King Jaffe. Easy Money.

You didnt think you could when i was telling you you could though.