I’m riding like Odogg and Caine cuz a dude disrespected my girl today

[Mr.bocario]

Long story short

So I been blazing a the crib playing 2K all day waiting on my girl to get off work to get a nikka something to eat. Tell me why she come in the apartment all mad huffin and puffin

Convo went like this

Me: Bae what’s wrong

Bae: some bytch azz nikka at the store tried steal some deodorant from the store and I called him out. He called me a rude azz bytch and then knocked me down to the ground as he was leaving.

I instantly got on demon time at that point and told her to describe what he looked like.
She said “He was 5’5 biggie Smalls looking mofo that was waddling his azz around the store, looked about 25, but was wearing some a old azz coogi sweater. After he knocked her down she saw him walk to another apartment complex by the store

I wiped the tears from her eyes and told her to go lay down because I got an errand to run.

She hit me with the Because she already knew what time it was and then went to bed.

I grabbed my Homeboys Act Right (AR) and
the lil homies from Smith and Wesson. Hopped in the whip and I’ve been riding for the last 3 hours looking for this fat butterball piece of shyt but with no luck. I’m starting to run low on gas, but my girl won’t let me hear the end of it if I come home empty handed

But this is the life I chose

 

[EBK String]

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Long story short

So I been blazing a the crib playing 2K all day waiting on my girl to get off work to get a nikka something to eat. Tell me why she come in the apartment all mad huffin and puffin

Convo went like this

Me: Bae what’s wrong

Bae: some bytch azz nikka at the store tried steal some deodorant from the store and I called him out. He called me a rude azz bytch and then knocked me down to the ground as he was leaving.

I instantly got on demon time at that point and told her to describe what he looked like.
She said “He was 5’5 biggie Smalls looking mofo that was waddling his azz around the store, looked about 25, but was wearing some a old azz coogi sweater. After he knocked her down she saw him walk to another apartment complex by the store

I wiped the tears from her eyes and told her to go lay down because I got an errand to run.

She hit me with the Because she already knew what time it was and then went to bed.

I grabbed my Homeboys Act Right (AR) and
the lil homies from Smith and Wesson. Hopped in the whip and I’ve been riding for the last 3 hours looking for this fat butterball piece of shyt but with no luck. I’m starting to run low on gas, but my girl won’t let me hear the end of it if I come home empty handed

But this is the life I chose

 

[Cowboyz89]

If its you lost.
If its true you lost even worse.

 

[PharaohAtem]

I think he's a coli poster wait a few more minutes for him to make a thread

 

[Bubba T]

Parody threads aren’t hitting like they used to

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

Why your girl snitching
Next time..
Tell her to

 

[Child_Of_God]

EDIT: I knew that this story was fake.

 

[Sterling Archer]

I dont know why it bothers me so much when someone calls me bae. I dont even like hearing the word, let alone using it myself. shyt is irrationally cringey to me.

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

4/10

Execution is lacking and a bit wordy.​

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[Sterling Archer]

This shyt sounds made up.

Its a spin thread.

 

[Detroit Wave]

@Biggie Smalls

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

Sounds like you had one helluva dream last night.

 

[mortuus est]

the dude is back in his crib eating noodles , you wont find him

 

[Max Headroom]

people here always tryna act hard but end up looking corny asl