I'm scared about getting my Prostate checked :to:

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Have any of yall had your Prostate checked before?

Do you they give you morphine or an ice pack or something to numb your senses before the Doctor jam his fingers in your azz?

DId you have to spread your cheeks or hold your breath?

I mean this is MADNESS!!!

Can't your get some scan instead of getting your anus pushed in?

I can't even imagine the ride home after something like that happening.

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I just hope the doctor isn't a real @sshole, if you know what I mean.

I refuse to believe Men are just willingly getting violated for the sake of good health. There must be another method. I even heard they "PUSH DOWN" :sadcam:

Can't they just scan my azz cheeks or something?
 
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I refuse to believe Men are just willingly getting violated for the sake of good health. There must be another method. I even heard they "PUSH DOWN" :sadcam:

Can't they just scan my azz cheeks or something?
Breh, if I knew another method, trust me, I'd tell you. It has to be frightening, and I'd probably request a female just so a guy wouldn't do it to me. It would be even scarier to wait for the results, though.
 

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u should start getting ya prostate check around age 40. I got mine checked at 25 cuz my father had prostate cancer. The prep for the test is :lupe: :wow:
 

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u should start getting ya prostate check around age 40. I got mine checked at 25 cuz my father had prostate cancer. The prep for the test is :lupe: :wow:

Did you have to lie on a table with your legs in the air?

Did yout bite your lip?


What kind of prep? Meditation in remote areas? Yoga?

All these smartphones and brain surgeons and they can't think of a way instead of jamming a finger in your azz?

What type of world is this!!?!
 

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I got a blood clot in a Hemorrhoid ,from squatting in the gym and taking a huge shyt right before leg training ,real smart that . , thats where a Hemorrhoid goes rock hard and massive and sticks out of your ass. I was in so much pain and no knowing what it was at the time I went to the docs and the doc was a female and she decided to give me the rubber glove treatment. It was painful, I won' deny it, but hopefully you don't have a huge ass grape around your butthole.

I would say if you have the choice ,get a female doctor, for one it feels a little bit less gay , and secondly her fingers will be smaller than a mans, . The worst bit actually isn't the insertion it's afterwards ,as you will have lube in your butt,maybe dripping a bit down your thighs and your a$$hole will be puckering because you just had a finger up it. I myself spent,the entire week afterwards laying on my stomach ,waiting for the fukking thing on my a$$hole to shrink.
 

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I got a blood clot in a Hemorrhoid ,from squatting in the gym and taking a huge shyt right before leg training ,real smart that . , thats where a Hemorrhoid goes rock hard and massive and sticks out of your ass. I was in so much pain and no knowing what it was at the time I went to the docs and the doc was a female and she decided to give me the rubber glove treatment. It was painful, I won' deny it, but hopefully you don't have a huge ass grape around your butthole.

I would say if you have the choice ,get a female doctor, for one it feels a little bit less gay , and secondly her fingers will be smaller than a mans, . The worst bit actually isn't the insertion it's afterwards ,as you will have lube in your butt,maybe dripping a bit down your thighs and your @sshole will be puckering because you just had a finger up it. I myself spent,the entire week afterwards laying on my stomach ,waiting for the fukking thing on my @sshole to shrink.

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