I'm Starting to Think Like a Coli Man

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I saw the signs, but I didn't want to believe it.

:wow:

First incident:

I was on the train this morning and a black female barged me mercilessly. Usually such incidents would not bother me; however, I turned around and silently whispered, "Watch where you're going, you hair-hatted hooligan."

:wtb:


I quickly realized that was very unlike me. That's something, the self-loathing Chris B, on the-coli would say.

:skip:

I felt nasty.

:what:


Second incident:

I was chilling with my homegirl and she was watching a YouTube clip of a man crying to the camera, expressing how much he loves his wife and kids.

:damn:

i look at her and she's crying along as if they're related.

:dahell:

I tell her...

:whoa: calm down.

He's clearly an attention whore.

:scusthov:

Why couldn't he tell his wife and kids he loved them to their faces instead of the camera lenses?

:shaq2:

She's looking at me like....

:mindblown:

and I hit her with the...

:demonic:
 

DarlingNikki

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I saw the signs, but I didn't want to believe it.

:wow:

First incident:

I was on the train this morning and a black female barged me mercilessly. Usually such incidents would not bother me; however, I turned around and silently whispered, "Watch where you're going, you hair-hatted hooligan."

:wtb:

Stopped reading here. You "silently whispered" that shyt, you're a p*ssy. I wish she heard you and proceeded to fukk you up.
 

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Yea ignore my comment you fukkin weirdo loser

Were your eyes dripping with salty tears when you wrote this comment? Every second that I didn't reply to you, did an orphan child die in your dream? Apparently, it hurt you so much that I ignored your 'virtual' existence that you took the time to neg me, and make another post in a desperate attempt to receive some attention from me. Is this better? Hi... I can see you!

:ld:

Get some therapy, boy.
 
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