I'm supposed to be with my bootycall. I'm stuck on the toilet with bubble guts.

[Boogie]

Why did I eat that Chinese food?

 

[Rozay Oro]

Thread blew up

 

[At30wecashout]

Tell it to the judge.

 

[Non Sequitur]

Maybe the Good Lord is trying to tell you something. Your jumpoff was planning to trap you with a baby last night.