I'm Tryna break up with my girl this week so I don't have to get her a Christmas Present

[Icantspell]

then youll get back with her after christmas

 

[Spaceman Piff]

I was thinkin that but I wanna make her feel like the victim, not me

I was thinking I'd accuse her of cheating, drop her, then hit her up like a week after Chrismas like

have one of your boys text her with something sketchy while you're with her.

ask her what she's looking at.

accuse of her of being a whore.

break up with her.

celebrate christmas alone.

tell her you confronted him and that you ain't boys no more. you picked her over him.

get back together.

kiss her on new year's.

then do it again with another friend the week before valentine's day.

 

[beenz]

if u do this, make sure to stay broke up thru valentine's day so you skip both opportunities for gift giving. if you're lucky, then her birthday will fall during this time period.

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

So u are too scared to be single but too cheap to buy the girl ur with a gift

How is this winning

 

[How Sway?]

Just tell her you're broke, that way you don't have to break up with her, she'll just leave you