I'm turning 30 tomorrow...

[Jx2]

That shyt makes you feel good when a woman asks you your age & she's surprised by the answer.

Girl: So how old are you?
Me: I'm 30

Girl: Really???

Girl: Nah uh you are not 30

*shows id*
Girl: you look like a baby, I thought you was like 24

Me: clean living

Girls all think I'm 23/24. Never gets old (pun intended)

 

[Captain Crunch]

You might as well get your flattop ready

 

[Kilgore Trout]

hit up private social clubs like soho house.

 

[DrX]

congrats, not many people are blessed to see 30