Imagine having sex with a female in the 18th century.

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:scust::scust:Poor hygiene all around, stinking shytty breath, shytty ass, fish like foul smelling p*ssy. Can’t even hit it from the back because the smell would make you gag. Brushing your teeth wasn’t even a mainstream thing especially in Europe and showering was a luxury and not deemed a necessity.


Truly the things we take for granted are modern wonders to people of the past. Throw back a person some would call a “6” in this age to the past and she literally would have people starting wars to get with her.
 

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But…. No HIV…. So…


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even if it was like you said, obviously it didn't stop the show.
i guess they also lacked an abundance of porno, masturbation, forced sexual encounters and sexual stereotypes, and constant stream of half naked woman, that desensitize a lot of men today
that nature still rise regardless of any alleged trials and tribulations :wow:

but as it was written, frankinsense and myrh was poppin in biblical times so it's not like essential oils is a new thing lol
 
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It was a joke!
Read what Machiavelli in the 15th century said about severe post nut clarity with a prostitute:

 

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Read what Machiavelli in the 15th century said about severe post nut clarity with a prostitute:

“My God, she was so ugly that I almost dropped dead… a tuft of hair, half white and half black, the top of her head was bald which allowed you to see several lice taking a stroll… Her eyebrows were full of nits; one eye looked down and the other up. Her tear ducts were full of mucus… her nose was twisted into a peculiar shape, the nostrils were full of snot and one of them was half missing. Her mouth looked like Lorenzo de Medici’s, twisted on one side and drooling since she had no teeth to keep the saliva in her mouth. Her lip was covered with a thin but rather long moustache…”

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The stench in Europe during the Middle Ages was unbearable. Europeans stank like wild animals.

The Queen of Spain, Isabel of Castle, confessed to have taken a bath TWICE in her LIFETIME. A princess of France died of lice. Popes Clement V & VII died of Dysentery and Scabies. King Don Juan Henry of Navarre bathed thrice in his entire life: two of these were forced.
 

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