Imagine walking up and seeing this on your porch

[Mowgli]

What if the cat knows BJJ

Tell mittens goodnight .

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

I'd walk outside and chase that dumb ass cat back to the woods.

Probably kick it in the ass

He would see your hairline and run away in fear.

 

[Mowgli]

He would see your hairline and run away in fear.

Word?

Fun fact.
Animals run when you appear bigger.

Your bald ass coming around a corner scalp first probably looks like the end of the world to a dumb beast.

 

[Sauce Dab]

The only thing I would’ve been worrying about is seeing who gone get that big ass elk off my porch
I would’ve called that mountain lion back to come take that thing with him

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

See me in Tekken, a real game.

 

[Roid Jones]

Y'all scared of lil mountain lions

 

[RareHunter]

How do some of y’all deal with icing near wild life? Is it a matter of always having at least some stay on hand?

 

[3rd Ward Swangin]

 

[General Mills]

What about a bear on your porch?



Creh really dove face first at a bear to save his tiny ass dogs

 

[jdubnyce]

Cat did all that posturing just to walk away with its tail between its legs

That's my elk now

 

[shopthatwrecks]

its some houses near n pearl st in tacoma leading up to the tacoma zoo.. i had a route over there..

i ustea givesome of the residence tips on stray cats ..orange peels...n they had a gang of deer....i told em get peppermints n put them around the perimeter of their houses n start growing mint...

one day they asked me about mountain lions/ cougars

I hit em with

I thought they was bullshyttin

til i hit this trial that will take u from point rustons water front to pearl st

muhfukkin racc00n was running ....i will never forget the sound the raccon was making shyt sounded like et when elliot's sister saw him for the first time



next thing i know ...big ass cougar came out of nowhere killed the c00n