Imagine what life would be like if you were being commentated on every move you make on women

[Brandsdale]

Just imagine Joe Buck and Troy Aikman talking about every move you make in real-time

-tryna get p*ssy
-getting to impress a chic you're really into
-dealing with fight and arguments
-holidays and birthdays
-cheating
-trust issues

it would probably stop us from making the dumb mistakes or thirsty desperate attempts when tend to make.

 

[The 2020 New Member]

Lol. Imagine the replays.

 

[Turk]

"Just a terrible decision on his part something he never should have done"

 

[Mr.Plan B]

"See he did not follow his fingers and ran up the wrong hole

Yeah i don't think he be smashing for a while............."

 

[Freedman]

My career highlights tho

 

[Kenyan West]

I would rather hear madden. All of the shyt I've said to anger women... man, there would be mad flags thrown on the field.

 

[Silkk]

JR on commentary

 

[AtomicUse]

Sounds like a Chappelle Show skit.

 

[Smoke]

I'd rather have the NBA TNT crew commenting on my moves

 

[Motife43]

JR on commentary

"What's this Jerry?"
"Ahhjh...No...No...he's pulling down the panties"

BAH GAWD HE'S KILLED HER!

 

[Brandsdale]

Sounds like a Chappelle Show skit.

more of a ESPN Documentary style but my idea is still golden

 

[Mowgli]

I would get some sort of lifetime achievement award.

 

[BodieBroadus]

Just be a bunch a' replays to check if a nikka was "inside the restricted area."

Spoiler

 

[AtomicUse]

"See Mike, freeze the replay here, he needs to be more aware of the pocket closing in around him before he lets go of the package. He waited too late for the release, and now when the refs go in for that 9 month replay review, that penalty may be a steep one and he's going to have to ask himself the tough questions and make some adjustments."

#nopulloutpostgameanalysis.

 

[DerrtySouthpaw]

"that nikka just intercepted my bytch"