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how does Zoe young charactor swallows a SD card and have a Xena comic book in 1992 :wtf:

LOL, at the uncle licking shots in front the elementary school, then gives Catalina a speech about being a real killer without the cops ever intervening.
 

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:laff: same thing i thought and the dude fukking her complaining because she wouldnt stay for breakfast the next morning:childplease:
 

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LOL, at the uncle licking shots in front the elementary school, then gives Catalina a speech about being a real killer without the cops ever intervening.

shyt was the dumbest part of the whole movie.
 

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movie is awful,.....

plus it missed an oppurtunity to create a new black action star.

columbiana has so many horrific plot lines and holes.

that needed to be present and recieve closure for it to draw in a female assassin's movie.

especially a black female assassin's movie,.....

movie is sucker punch awful........
just the fact the time line made no sense.

case in point, the floppy disk drive computer.

in a foreign country having a memory disk drive to the xena comix.

plus the fact that it never showed her phuck'n training after making a huge issue about it, ruin it.

whomever made this movie did not understand the crowd.

or genre who this type of movie generally draws with.

once catalyia was a lil girl talembout being trained,...

it made it comparable to the professional.

plus would have to outdo the professional for starters.

where it would have had to outdo the professional and matilda's psuedo training by leon.

in columbiana that never takes place in the movie.

yet they ripoff matilda's escape from the professional.

after that, the movie is nuffin but bullsh!t,...

it is only good if you like zoe's ol breatplate no titty having ass.

plus she shows no titty meat.

plus her character is made to look as weak as lara croft in tombrwider ii from her goof ass love interest.

[case in point,..at the beginning she is cute in the wig. till you see them drag her in the station and look at her chest and it looks like a lil boy with a wig on. i only gave her the benefit of the doubt amd suspended belief cause i was hoping i would get at least a reputable black assassin movie. even if it was zoe's ol sellout skinnay jean body ass. ].

or you are curious just to see her in a lone action role.

besides that,......you not missing nuffin in particular.

i think the movie kills her draw actually.


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There aren't too many movies that can be worse that "Catwoman". I enjoyed the action but that was pretty much it. I didn't try to concentrate on the plot holes and I just watched the movie.
 

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first time i ever walked out of a theater. Almost as bad when i rented blade 3 and just ejected that joint half hour in out of pure scust
 

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Art bar it aint that serious breh:rudy:

The movie was unrealistic as hell

But it was deso.

halle beaten sharon stone motherphuck'n ass in catwoman.

from pillar to post was better than the whole columbiana.

in columbiana when she finally fights hand to hand,..the hsndcam footage is so bad.

you see not one blow land,..and they don't even get gory enough when she kills him by dismantling the gun.

in catwoman,...i knew it would be campy because dc is always been that huff campy holsum white bread sh!t.

at least the ending was a pillar to i beam ass whoopin, in halle's favor.

that was next level for a dc visual product.

even after the a-typically wack dc style heroine gets wounded in the conflict part of the fight.

catwoman, did not let stone capitalize.

then, got on beast mode and went ham.

in columbiana they never even explained who anyone really was.

let alone they went left and swerved their way ouy of the real movie everyone wants to see in a woman assasin's film.

we want to see a black matilda's training when she was a kid.

in columbiana they gave a good head and pump fake, i did not bite on once.

plus, she had no training or point in the film to show how badass zoe's character was.

sh!t was the worst, what if matilda was black movie they could have made ever.

complete let down and i bet it sux to the jade tattoo.

while definatley sucking dikk, when compared to other movies in the female assassin genre like long kiss goodnight, too.

sh!t was that low grade huff, they used to film.

special k, from breaking as a ninja.


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first time i ever walked out of a theater. Almost as bad when i rented blade 3 and just ejected that joint half hour in out of pure scust

oh blade iii is horrific.

you have to see the director's special uncut edition on dcd.

to even give anyone any credit after the fact, for those abominations released in the theatre.

daredevil and blade iii are totally different movies from the release to director's cut dvds.




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