Dragonfly Jones
Siiiiiiiilence Punk!!
Aliens and UFOs anymore?
Back in the 80s it seems like they were abducting people and sticking probes into their anus every week, now that everyone has a camera these reportings stopped
Similar to how in the "biblical" days God was everywhere and performed magic and miracles on the regular but now that we're in the "scientific" era those reportings seem to have pretty much declined outside of a few bleeding statues of Mary/Jesus showing his face in someone's pancakes or toast

Back in the 80s it seems like they were abducting people and sticking probes into their anus every week, now that everyone has a camera these reportings stopped
Similar to how in the "biblical" days God was everywhere and performed magic and miracles on the regular but now that we're in the "scientific" era those reportings seem to have pretty much declined outside of a few bleeding statues of Mary/Jesus showing his face in someone's pancakes or toast

can't argue this