...right before dying.
Bad joke?
Bad joke?
Man who was ‘super drunk’ charged in crash that killed girlfriend
A Minnesota man described by friends as being “super drunk” crashed his car while speeding down a highway Sunday morning, leaving his 20-year-old girlfriend for dead, prosecutors say.
Police tracked down 21-year-old Michael Campbell at his Minneapolis-area home on Tuesday after finding his wallet left behind at the wreckage, the Star Tribune reported.
Ria Patel, his girlfriend and a St. Thomas University student, died at the scene.
Campbell was taken to a hospital for a medical evaluation and then booked into Hennepin County Jail.
He reportedly admitted to drinking before leaving his home with Patel. Friends told cops that they didn’t know the couple was gone, and said that he was “super drunk” the last time they saw him, according to the Tribune.
He crashed his Ford Focus into a stoplight and then left the scene, prosecutors allege.
Campbell told investigators that he fled from the accident site because he was “traumatized” to see Patel's state, the paper reported.
A witness told police she saw a man — later identified as Campbell — digging around in the car and leaving the scene before cops arrived.
Prosecutors charged Campbell with two counts of criminal vehicular homicide. His bail was set at $250,000.
Ol dumbass left his car and dead girlfriend behind thinking he won't get caught 
