Instagram is basically socially acceptable stalking

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

bytches be marking their locations.
Celebrities be inviting stalkers.
bytches that twerk and only show their fake booties but call themselves "models" leave their numbers and contact info for stalkers.

I don't get this generation or the previous one that tries to keep up.

 

[M.O.N.E.Y.]

lol aint none of these brehs be leaving their house

 

[ben anderson]

who cares. these hoes just made it easier for us and yall dudes complaining.

inb4 but i wanna find a wife

 

[At30wecashout]

I ain't mad at it. These instagram fitness chicks giving me hope that I won't have to settle for mediocre, sloppy bodied "thick" chicks
when the time comes. They doin' the lawds work

 

[Quiet Magician]

"Her hair is curly"
"She has a beautiful smile"
"She isn't showing that much skin"

Wifey breh.

None of these skanks are wifey until they they show they have a career and prove they are not just getting peed on by those Arab dudes in Dubai.

 

[madness]

IG is an effective weapon when used right. gone are the days of boring a chick to death by asking her the same old questions. now if you're able to get her IG you're good.

i met a cute waitress at the strip club the other day, and all she gave me was her first name. i typed her name and the name of the strip club into google, and one of the first links was a link to her IG. i clicked on it and it was public, not private. from there i was able to determine:

-whether she was single or not (she appears to be single, all of her pics are either her at work, out with her homegirls or at the gym)

- if she had kids (she didnt, there were 500+ pics and not one of them had any kids/babies in them)

-what she drove (she just copped a white audi 8 weeks ago. shyt looks clean, too)

-where she works out (L.A. Fitness)

-where she goes in her free time (the beach during the day. and at night time Club E11ven and Passions seem to be her spots)

-what her interests are (she appears to be a huge heat fan)

thanks Instagram

 

[Rocket Scientist]

I don't take women seriously who use Thotagram

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

IG is an effective weapon when used right. gone are the days of boring a chick to death by asking her the same old questions. now if you're able to get her IG you're good.

i met a cute waitress at the strip club the other day, and all she gave me was her first name. i typed her name and the name of the strip club into google, and one of the first links was a link to her IG. i clicked on it and it was public, not private. from there i was able to determine:

-whether she was single or not (she appears to be single, all of her pics are either her at work, out with her homegirls or at the gym)

- if she had kids (she didnt, there were 500+ pics and not one of them had any kids/babies in them)

-what she drove (she just copped a white audi 8 weeks ago. shyt looks clean, too)

-where she works out (L.A. Fitness)

-where she goes in her free time (the beach during the day. and at night time Club E11ven and Passions seem to be her spots)

-what her interests are (she appears to be a huge heat fan)

thanks Instagram

I rest my case your honor