Instant $1,000,000 but you take 1 mid sized L once a week

Do you take the $?

  • Yes

    Votes: 19 38.8%
  • No

    Votes: 30 61.2%

  • Total voters
    49

Frieza666

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You get $1,000,000 tax free instantly sent to your checking account but you WILL take 1 medium sized L once a week.

Once you take the money it’s for life and there’s no backing out

Medium sized Ls to me are:
Losing your wallet
Missing your flight
Getting dumped
Breaking phone
Etc

It’s random and you never know when it’s coming but you will be guaranteed one L during a 7 day period :mjlol:

Y’all doing it?
 

Kyle C. Barker

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Once a week for the rest of your life?

And a breakup is soul crushing lol, that’s not a medium sized L.


This. A bad break up can have you down for 1-2 years lol

Same with a missed flight. That can be a missed opportunity :dahell:

I'll lose my wallet and cell phone every other week though. Something like that sure
 

Sterling Archer

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This is hilarious. Imma have to pass. The mental strain alone aint worth it. At some point, you'll mentally condition yourself to accept it but by that same token, whatever you went through to make you immune to those weekly pitfalls will also make you not care about that money.

Need more money.
 

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Kyle C. Barker

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You'll probably end up friendless after having so many medium sized Ls :mjlol:

Lost your wallet, can't meet friends for brunch

Lose your phone, friends can't call you for a day

Lose your car keys,. Can't do that favor for a friend



shyt will have you looking like the most irresponsible person in the world who just can't get right.

Congrats, you've officially become the annoying one in the crew.
 
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You get $1,000,000 tax free instantly sent to your checking account but you WILL take 1 medium sized L once a week.

Once you take the money it’s for life and there’s no backing out

Medium sized Ls to me are:
Losing your wallet
Missing your flight
Getting dumped
Breaking phone

Etc

It’s random and you never know when it’s coming but you will be guaranteed one L during a 7 day period :mjlol:

Y’all doing it?

:picard:


Stay away from ledges, sharp objects, and Saiyans, freezeh. :whoa:
 
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