Playeroni
Aka Nasty Neighbor #CREEPLIFE
After I seen @Geoffrey_Chaucer post a few stories about his experience, I thought it would be nice for the whole coli to get involved. I know you crazy fukks have stories.....It can be anything lthe the title says, seems like the coli brehs like threads when folks tell of their life experience....So ill start....
I went to Eastern Michigan but lived in Ann Arbor. My ex was going to uofm. That was where the action eastern is a commuter college so campus life isnt as vibrant as uofm. Anyway just wanted to give you a back drop for these short stories...
- i start random shyt...people in that hbcufessions thread thought some of those stories were made up but anyone whose ever lived in a campus(or in a college town for that matter) knows shyt like that isnt too farfetched. Its 18-25 year olds living in an enclosed area were they make up most of the population. This is most kids first time from home...so if youve kept your daughter locked up her whole life, shes pretty much a gurantee to be a coke whore in college. But ill quit rambling im high sorry....
-First black kid i met when i started hanging on campus was from Iowa and apparently a crip.
anyway he was cool, i had the fires trees from my plug so he fukked with me and my ex. So one day, early morning me and my ex were going to eat breakfast and seen him rabdomly walking up the street looking blew out. We exchange pleasantries and keep it moving. That was the last time we would ever see dude. .. not to soon after buddy od'd off heroin in his dorm room. His partner left him hanging when it was happen to...fukked up shyt. He was also dating super whore #1 after he died she let LOOSE
-if nastiness in college had rankings and all that like football lets say, then super whore was in a BCS bowl game for every year she was there. I have never seeb anything like it. For instance...it was a bunch of us sitting on the porch drinking and smoking and random dude just walks up and joins the party... this is common on campuses..anyway SW comes from her room and states "you guys are way too loud, i have...who is this?" Random guy introduces him self ..then a few minutes later asks can he use the bathroom......breh didnt come back for a half hour. We could hear the noises from outside. Minutes was all it took to fukk this chic. I once seen her get scooped up by two black dudes only to return a hour later with her panties in her hand...and this is just one chic i have tons of stories about many more females...just wanna get the coli involved first thats why im keeping it short.
-One summer on campus, my favorite time beacuse all you do is work some job and party EVERYDAY. My ex and I were drunk as fukk at a homies party. We meet this afrocentric, jill scott liking chic who brings up weed. Fast forward a bit and we have the eighth and got something in the air. Mind you weve been drinking all day. Once the weed start setting in we knew we got hit with the special package, that shyt was laced. shyt was not right at all. Mannnnn when i tell you we where tweaking... we were fukked up bad. We started off laughing on a random corner for a good 30 minutes. About what? I have no clue. We couldnt walk straight...shyt was a real struggle. Took us 45 minutes to walk home when it should only take 15. My ex waa talking shut to 12 had to get the fuxj out if there quick. Ann arbor is hilly and has alot of trees. Man we thought the trees were moving and talking on some snow white type shyt. We were legit terrified and went into a slight sprint the rest of the way home. After arriving safely, i conveniently began to give it up(throw up) for a good 20 mintues. I thought i was gonna die...but what did i do with the rest of the weed you ask? I rolled it up the very next evening at a gathering,lit it up, and left it to a group of folks who had been talking bad about us recently...lol never seeb them after that so i don't know what happened .
Anyway this is tame but I have more. Ill let everyone else join in. Sorry i dont have any smilies im too high and lazy
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I went to Eastern Michigan but lived in Ann Arbor. My ex was going to uofm. That was where the action eastern is a commuter college so campus life isnt as vibrant as uofm. Anyway just wanted to give you a back drop for these short stories...
- i start random shyt...people in that hbcufessions thread thought some of those stories were made up but anyone whose ever lived in a campus(or in a college town for that matter) knows shyt like that isnt too farfetched. Its 18-25 year olds living in an enclosed area were they make up most of the population. This is most kids first time from home...so if youve kept your daughter locked up her whole life, shes pretty much a gurantee to be a coke whore in college. But ill quit rambling im high sorry....
-First black kid i met when i started hanging on campus was from Iowa and apparently a crip.
anyway he was cool, i had the fires trees from my plug so he fukked with me and my ex. So one day, early morning me and my ex were going to eat breakfast and seen him rabdomly walking up the street looking blew out. We exchange pleasantries and keep it moving. That was the last time we would ever see dude. .. not to soon after buddy od'd off heroin in his dorm room. His partner left him hanging when it was happen to...fukked up shyt. He was also dating super whore #1 after he died she let LOOSE-if nastiness in college had rankings and all that like football lets say, then super whore was in a BCS bowl game for every year she was there. I have never seeb anything like it. For instance...it was a bunch of us sitting on the porch drinking and smoking and random dude just walks up and joins the party... this is common on campuses..anyway SW comes from her room and states "you guys are way too loud, i have...who is this?" Random guy introduces him self ..then a few minutes later asks can he use the bathroom......breh didnt come back for a half hour. We could hear the noises from outside. Minutes was all it took to fukk this chic. I once seen her get scooped up by two black dudes only to return a hour later with her panties in her hand...and this is just one chic i have tons of stories about many more females...just wanna get the coli involved first thats why im keeping it short.
-One summer on campus, my favorite time beacuse all you do is work some job and party EVERYDAY. My ex and I were drunk as fukk at a homies party. We meet this afrocentric, jill scott liking chic who brings up weed. Fast forward a bit and we have the eighth and got something in the air. Mind you weve been drinking all day. Once the weed start setting in we knew we got hit with the special package, that shyt was laced. shyt was not right at all. Mannnnn when i tell you we where tweaking... we were fukked up bad. We started off laughing on a random corner for a good 30 minutes. About what? I have no clue. We couldnt walk straight...shyt was a real struggle. Took us 45 minutes to walk home when it should only take 15. My ex waa talking shut to 12
had to get the fuxj out if there quick. Ann arbor is hilly and has alot of trees. Man we thought the trees were moving and talking on some snow white type shyt. We were legit terrified and went into a slight sprint the rest of the way home. After arriving safely, i conveniently began to give it up(throw up) for a good 20 mintues. I thought i was gonna die...but what did i do with the rest of the weed you ask? I rolled it up the very next evening at a gathering,lit it up, and left it to a group of folks who had been talking bad about us recently...lol never seeb them after that so i don't know what happened .Anyway this is tame but I have more. Ill let everyone else join in. Sorry i dont have any smilies im too high and lazy
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