Introducing Halo Braid: Hair Braiding Robot

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I'm not laughing at the robot's job, I'm laughing because we're really going to roboticize and automate everything. Getting your hair braided is a cultural experience and relationship-building experience.

People really don't like people.

Inspired by Wakanda Forever?
 

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I'm not laughing at the robot's job, I'm laughing because we're really going to roboticize and automate everything. Getting your hair braided is a cultural experience and relationship-building experience.

People really don't like people.


That shyt be taking hours if not days. Hell yeah people want their hair braided quicker and will accept a robot that gives them hours back to their day
 

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I didn't watch Wakanda Forever. No T'Challa, no Black Panther. But either way, that was a movie set in a wildly fictional reality, subject to whatever Bob Iger wants us to find acceptable.

I was trying to make comedy, I didn't go see it either. I just said that because that's what they yell before the fight.
 

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All fun and games til the robot tugs your hair out and and calls you tender headed while you cry and scream in pain

Question would yall let a robot barber cut your hair? :jbhmm:

Customer: Hey Robot give me a Vegeta hairline

Robot: -analyzing anime pics- would you like the 30 degree angle or the 35 degree angle. Also comes with complimentary follicle oil for an extra $2.75.


Real Chatgpt form
 

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All fun and games til the robot tugs your hair out and and calls you tender headed while you cry and scream in pain

Question would yall let a robot barber cut your hair? :jbhmm:
Was thinking the same thing.

For a man haircut I guess it would depend. Assuming the robot is not using a razor and my hair is like 1/4 inch. Worse that can happen is a bad cut. Unless it went real bad
 
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