Inviting a dude over w/o telling him you're on your period appreciation thread

[colicolicoli]

If he try to ask for some mouth, hit him with that "nah I got a headache from my period, let's just cuddle."

He'll be sitting there with the face watching Finding Nemo with me until I fall asleep.

 

[A Friend of The People]

You know women get killed in the Middle east for shenanigans like this?

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That butthole is open 24 hours tho

 

[Morethan1]

If he try to ask for some mouth, hit him with that "nah I got a headache from my period, let's just cuddle."

He'll be sitting there with the face watching Finding Nemo with me until I fall asleep.

I would tell you like I've told countless other bytches that has tried this.

Get a towel and lets

 

[HookersandIceCream]

We needs more threads like these from females

 

[315]

If he try to ask for some mouth, hit him with that "nah I got a headache from my period, let's just cuddle."

He'll be sitting there with the face watching Finding Nemo with me until I fall asleep.

I say your name in my head with Swizz Beats voice

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

lmao at this

 

[Gotright]

[Juvenile:]
Let's say I'm in a room with a bytch
And the hoe don't wanna fukk
Like a man I'm a beat my meat
And get my fukkin nut
Fo'sho she gonna be drove then
And I'm a cut the TV off
And got to sleep on that hoe then
Now tell that to your girlfriend
You tell her everything else
She goin to be with her boyfriend
You goin to be by your damn self

 

[Cat piss martini]

vile woman...

 

[Kings County]

ill just cuddle for like 5 mins pretend to get a text and say i gotta pick my mom/sister/aunt/cousin up whoever then im out.

some cute girls i dont mind cuddling with though when they got the fatty u be like move it back a little bit

 

[Ooh Marty]

You know women get killed in the Middle east for shenanigans like this?

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That butthole is open 24 hours tho

Yo fat titty having ass confessed to eating hookers on their periods with yo thirsty sloppy ass

 

[A Friend of The People]

Yo fat titty having ass confessed to eating hookers on their periods with yo thirsty sloppy ass

Folowing me around telling lies all day you pathetic obese bytch

 

[colicolicoli]

Dudes be sitting there with the

face.

Be giving suggestions like "how about taking some midol to help" ...I be like "nah, midol doesn't work on me"

Rubbing my shoulders and running to the store to get some aleve to help with my imaginary headache.

 

[MMS]

You know women get killed in the Middle east for shenanigans like this?

edit

Spoiler

That butthole is open 24 hours tho

 

[Gotright]

Dudes be sitting there with the

face.

Be giving suggestions like "how about taking some midol to help" ...I be like "nah, midol doesn't work on me"

Rubbing my shoulders and running to the store to get some aleve to help with my imaginary headache.

i be like how many days you been on.you might be off go check

 

[Ooh Marty]