Is a chick having crooked or gaps in they teeth a deal breaker brehs? That shyt low key bothers me

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Yes it is. Depending on how big the gap is. If its on Michael Strahan's "she can bite an apple through a fence level" that is a deal breaker. As long as they are not crooked or discolored. No one should date anyone with a busted grill. Teeth skin and hair can tell you a lot about a person's health. Teeth that are too big can be annoying (like Tiger Woods) also baby teeth. Hell I look at the relative's teeth to make sure they don't have falsies because of genetic periodontal disease. My maternal fam all die with a mouth full of pearly whites. My great grandaddy would have put cam newton to shame.
 

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Charisma is really the balancing force, breh. My goofy looking ass has had women sprung and its usually while speaking absolute nonsense to them just to get a smile.

Then I go on a tangent about interstellar travel or something and they give me goo-goo eyes. By then I realize they don't care about my pointy ears, super round face, and my teeth

looking like typed text.:ohlawd:

You don't mention teleporting to the p*ssy though, do you?
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You don't mention teleporting to the p*ssy though, do you?
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Nah. Using entendres works much better. If nothing else, creative language like "Leapfrog into your love-nest:shaq:"

Most importantly, though:ufdup:whatever you say, say it like you talmbout sex.

Maybe I wanna say "Girl, I wish you would pop a titty out and lemme pinch that."
What I actually say "Girl, these pretzels are making me thirsty:shaq:"

However, imma stare at the titty I wish would pop out, and maybe bite my lip after saying "thirsty." She gonna subconsciously know I wanna see that titty, and the pretzel

was a euphemism for her areola, and when I mention thirsty, it will mean "please let me suckle on that thang."

It's all very dignified when I get nasty.:ehh:
 

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Nah. Using entendres works much better. If nothing else, creative language like "Leapfrog into your love-nest:shaq:"

Most importantly, though:ufdup:whatever you say, say it like you talmbout sex.

Maybe I wanna say "Girl, I wish you would pop a titty out and lemme pinch that."
What I actually say "Girl, these pretzels are making me thirsty:shaq:"

However, imma stare at the titty I wish would pop out, and maybe bite my lip after saying "thirsty." She gonna subconsciously know I wanna see that titty, and the pretzel

was a euphemism for her areola, and when I mention thirsty, it will mean "please let me suckle on that thang."

It's all very dignified when I get nasty.:ehh:


Impressive
:ehh:
 

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For some reason I never liked gaps as a kid. In cartoons, slutty broads would have them, andI just kind of thought girls looked trashy with gaps. The older I get though, and I am old, I prefer trashy women. So now I like gaps. They can still be out of hand though. This girl at college had a cute face, great eyes, and the most beautiful rack but good lord. Her two front teeth were gapped and LONG. And the gums looked like they were straining - as if the teeth just busted out like that. It confused me. I wanted it, but I didn't dare while I was anything less than sloppy drunk. And even then... It was sad shyt.
 

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Nah. Using entendres works much better. If nothing else, creative language like "Leapfrog into your love-nest:shaq:"

Most importantly, though:ufdup:whatever you say, say it like you talmbout sex.

Maybe I wanna say "Girl, I wish you would pop a titty out and lemme pinch that."
What I actually say "Girl, these pretzels are making me thirsty:shaq:"

However, imma stare at the titty I wish would pop out, and maybe bite my lip after saying "thirsty." She gonna subconsciously know I wanna see that titty, and the pretzel

was a euphemism for her areola, and when I mention thirsty, it will mean "please let me suckle on that thang."

It's all very dignified when I get nasty.:ehh:
:ohhh::feedme:
 

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There's this chick in my building who I know is feelin me.She has a cute face until she opens her mouth her teeth are jacked she got gaps in all her teeth :snoop:

Im still gonna bag her cuz I wanna fukk,it aint a deal breaker but it is a slight turn off
 

you're NOT "n!ggas"

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I've noticed since I was a teenager that a lot of black female pornstars have gaps in their teeth. Am not the only one, right? Has anyone else ever noticed that??? :jbhmm:



I don't give a fukk about the OP but it made me remember so I figured I'd just ask :yeshrug:
 

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Is it them regular gaps or them wide joints with the little gums clitoris hangin at the top
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calculus? :dwillhuh:
calculus = tartar
You can use those dental rubber bands for braces or the small clear goody hair rubber bands. The latter is stronger and closes faster. You get the braces rubber band from from a local ortho or amazon. And the goody bands from any grocery store. Get what ever size you need and put it around your gap and make sure it feels tight like it closing your teeth together. My dentist said it was ok lol she actually was impressed.
shyt, I'm impressed too.
I was like, wtf is she going to do with rubberbands? :wtf:
 
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