Is a Machete the pit-bull of tools ?

[Hater Eraser]

I want to order this machete off of amazon to do some yard work and my girl looked at me like ..

I said to her .. "Why does a machete get such a bad rap when ppl use all kind of tools for REDRUM" ..

Nobody thinks twice or think youre gonna go do some felonious shyt when you go buy a hammer , axe , butcher knife , chainsaw shyt a shovel ..

Anything can be used as a weapon ..

 

[The Guru]

As in it is most likely to turn on its owner? Nah i think statistically that goes to guns.

 

[Hoodoo Child]

Chainsaws

 

[get these nets]

OP

What kind of yard work can you do with a machete?
Are you cutting sugar cane?

 

[⠀X ⠀]

bad mon tool

 

[African_brehda]

She’s got really pretty eyes

 

[Kasgoinjail]

Me, personally
I love Cutlass

Off Wid them head

 

[Hater Eraser]

There's weeds in the back of one of the lots .. I hit them with weed killer but them jokers is chest high and just are frozen in animation right now ..

I gotta chop through ..

 

[Hater Eraser]

bad mon tool

Me, personally
I love Cutlass

Off Wid them head

 

[Wig Twistin Season]

Not to me. I used to have 2 of them. Long story why I used to.

Now I have an 8 inch Damascus dagger that would suffice in a knife fight.



I’m that dude that watches this kinda shyt when I’m bored.