
Makes me laugh every time
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Spitting on someone on purpose should be illegal? Why did you spit on someone?
What is the exact charge?
Yeeeeears ago, a buddy of mine called the cops cause his chick spat on him. Cops came, didn't do shyt. Said they weren't arresting someone for spitting, so my boy spat at them. Guess who got arrested?
fukk the police.

Yeeeeears ago, a buddy of mine called the cops cause his chick spat on him. Cops came, didn't do shyt. Said they weren't arresting someone for spitting, so my boy spat at them. Guess who got arrested?
fukk the police.


Yeeeeears ago, a buddy of mine called the cops cause his chick spat on him. Cops came, didn't do shyt. Said they weren't arresting someone for spitting, so my boy spat at them. Guess who got arrested?
fukk the police.
sounds like a Dave Chappelle "when keeping it real goes wrong" skit...
dude had strong will.This white bytch hit my car and was getting in my face talking shyt like she was going to do something so I spit in her face. It was my word against hers but those racist fukks up in Coarsegold didn't give a fukk. I denied the charges and fought the case but it took a year of going to court at Bass Lake almost an hour away for me to beat it. They said it was assault and took het word even though there was no witnesses.
u spit in her face then u lied about it to the officer bc you are a p*ssy. When ppl talk about wots wrong with people these days this is one of the things
people got this "WELL I DON'T THINK ANYBODY SAW ME SO WHY CAN"T I JUST BLATENTLY LIE LIKE A SCUMBAG AND GET AWAY WITH IT" 
this is why i don't give a fukk about people who get arrestedu spit in her face then u lied about it to the officer bc you are a p*ssy. When ppl talk about wots wrong with people these days this is one of the things
people got this "WELL I DON'T THINK ANYBODY SAW ME SO WHY CAN"T I JUST BLATENTLY LIE LIKE A SCUMBAG AND GET AWAY WITH IT"
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Don't come in here calling people Pussies because you're in front of a keyboard. Fake ass internet thug. I do what I got to do to handle my life. I didn't get arrested. This shyt came back a year later. Nothing of me spitting in her face was said that day. Cop sent us on our way that day. Why am I going to incriminate myself you fukken retard. It was something petty and had no business going to court to start with. There's alway got to be some moral bytch like you that thinks things are always rose colored. Breaking news dumb fukk... shyt happens and people get put in situations where you got to do what you got to do. So get off that high horse you're on dipshyt. Welcome to real life. This isn't a fairytale where your fairy ass thinks he lives in. 

bytches dont want it