is it gay to get abducted by aliens?

[LightSkinYeshua]

How can you look at your homeboy the same way if it happens to him?

Yall just sitting around and he just starts talking about how the aliens abducted him a few nights ago and stuck something up there

You cant respect your bro after hearing something like that

"Ayooo this nikka got probed"

....

Idk man that shyt sounds gay af, gotta keep that experience to yourself.

I'm side eyeing any nikka who claimed they got abducted.

 

[Sex Luthor]

You sound like the best type of worst friend

nikka come home all stressed out like
"breh breh. I got abducted by aliens and they probed me"

OP: I guess you wasn't in Harlem huh?

Friend: what?! nikka it's real aliens out there breh

OP: So you let a alien nikka put his probe in between ya yeeks?!? Get outta my house breh

 

[Lord_nikon]

 

[Luken]

im seriously going to make a screenplay about this.

 

[SmallWars]

im seriously going to make a screenplay about this.

So you trying to be like Tyler Perry?

 

[ChatGPT-5]

this movie was evil

 

[Piff Huxtable]

in my oppinion he is only a non-Harlem resident if he enjoyed getting violated by aliens

 

[Yo Mama]

So the aliens weren't interested in our society, technology, dna
... Just getting their equipment shyty by probing peoples colons????

 

[Supa cat]

Who even came up with that? That aliens would abduct humans and stick stuff in their ass smh

 

[Blackrogue]

What if the aliens were female?

Is it less gay?

 

[JayStarwind]

this movie was evil

What movie is this?

 

[JayStarwind]

Brehlien probably just want directions and he acting a fool

 

[TEH]

Who even came up with that? That aliens would abduct humans and stick stuff in their ass smh

It’s like us tagging dolphins & sharks

 

[Actually6Foot3]

You won't remember getting probed by aliens anyway. MiB will ensure it remains between them and you

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Who even came up with that? That aliens would abduct humans and stick stuff in their ass smh

makes perfect sense to me.
if i traveled to a new world with life, i would most certainly want to explore their butt holes...for science.