is it hard to get citizenship in America?

[Marci-Senpai]

im frm the bahamas and i wanna move to the usa so bad man (mainly for job opportunities)...someone come explain the process to me plz

 

[NotaPAWG]

Obviously.. that's why there's so many "illegal" immigrants. It took a Canadian friend of mine years and years to get US citizenship

 

[Pegasus Jackson]

Stay away. We're full.

 

[dterpsss]

I want to move to the bahamas

 

[cdc]

The process:
1. Get a dating profile on several sites and actively scan for ugly or grossly overweight white women.
2. Make her fall in love with you - have a good, made-up backstory ready about your background - tell her you are a PhD in your country, or was on the Olympic team but got injured - anything that you think will impress her.
3. Arrange for a vacation trip to the US after she's fallen for you - get her to pay for the ticket.
4. Close your eyes and make believe you are having sex with one of the top 10 Rate This Girl Coli girls as you do your thing. In her after-sex glo, suggest how life with her in the US would be bliss - make her want to live that life and suggest that she can sponsor, etc.
5. Travel back to the Bahamas and let her work the immigration. You will have to get married.

 

[MikeyC]

If you've got no family in The States or no discernible skills =

 

[Marci-Senpai]

Stay away. We're full.

U dnt want another black brother in the US? U gon need me wen the whites start raging war against your kind

 

[SheWantTheD]

I don't know how it is over there, but the US is overrated.

 

[the artist known az]

I know that the test is very hard. They ask questions that many Americans don't even know

 

[Biblical Goon]

unless you're coming to further your education, don't come over here fam. US is a shythole

 

[Elle Driver]

You'd have to get a green card or a work permit first. Citizenship is years down the line, and it only gives you the "right" to vote, take public office, and the "responsibility" of jury duty.

 

[dennis roadman]

OP it's Sunday so I don't feel like typing all this out but trust me when I say this thread is full of bad info

My only advice is to look at non-coli sources

 

[TRFG]

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